The are we allowed the "it's quiet" thread yet? thread.

[Centurions]

Someone's been reading this thread and posted this to wind us all up. I'm sure that Messi is not going to leave Barca

Probably already been said but reading some of her(?) latest tweets it's obviously a wum account.

 

[mosssideblue]

I love Tolm's videos it's what the transfer forum is all about, and if I'm honest get more pleasure at the neediness from them than the actual transfers themselves ,so keep on keeping on Tolm, and keep on keeping on all the needies ,and I'll keep on keeping on laughing at the desperation haha

Don't know where the fuck all that keep on shit came from :)

With you on this fella. Always great when Tolmies posting

 

[The slaughtered lamb]

Too blind to see it...

It's Daley fuckin Blind.

 

[Rammy Blue]

This thread has taken a bizarre turn somewhere. What the fuck are you all on about!?!?

Lol. You're supposed to have finger on pulse! You tell us....

 

[taleofbluehalves]

For all you know he could be interviewing for a job as a traffic warden. Or drug dealer. You need more info before you wish people well.

Lol!

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Is that as far as we got...he's got a beard?

 

[taleofbluehalves]

Bonucci has a beard.

Yep just Google him. What about the return of Tony Grealish to protect our new central defenders? No-one would see that coming! Grrrrrr!

 

[trotsky]

The only clue which is blindingly obvious is 'money talks', which suggests we're gonna pay over the odds for someone. That means it's probably a central defender as we are desperate if the Stones deal falls through. So for what it's worth my guess is Bonucci....
.... hardly warranting so many vids, but I'm also guessing (by the time of his postings) that TH had had a few sherbets and wanted attention?!?

 

[bondsman]

No way Juve are selling Bonucci and Pogba in the same window. No way it's Messi either. There isn't a single sniff of us pulling out a big and unexpected signing in the press. Maybe it is just Stones. I'd be very happy with that but please can we get it done in time for him to play at weekend?!?

 

[Pep's brillcream]

Love TH. Just a little insight into the world of transfer wheeling and dealing. Plus all the guesses it's hoping we don't say "This is what you coulda won."

 

[fredmont]

No way Juve are selling Bonucci and Pogba in the same window. No way it's Messi either. There isn't a single sniff of us pulling out a big and unexpected signing in the press. Maybe it is just Stones. I'd be very happy with that but please can we get it done in time for him to play at weekend?!?

Half a dozen xmas videos for Stones?!
Shoudn't have bothered.

 

[trotsky]

The only clue which is blindingly obvious is 'money talks', which suggests we're gonna pay over the odds for someone. That means it's probably a central defender as we are desperate if the Stones deal falls through. So for what it's worth my guess is Bonucci....
.... hardly warranting so many vids, but I'm also guessing (by the time of his postings) that TH had had a few sherbets and wanted attention?!?

Oops - just seen we've got John Stones (excellent) - so there goes my theory.

 

[mosssideblue]

The only clue which is blindingly obvious is 'money talks', which suggests we're gonna pay over the odds for someone. That means it's probably a central defender as we are desperate if the Stones deal falls through. So for what it's worth my guess is Bonucci....
.... hardly warranting so many vids, but I'm also guessing (by the time of his postings) that TH had had a few sherbets and wanted attention?!?

Do you think it might

 

[mosssideblue]

No way Juve are selling Bonucci and Pogba in the same window. No way it's Messi either. There isn't a single sniff of us pulling out a big and unexpected signing in the press. Maybe it is just Stones. I'd be very happy with that but please can we get it done in time for him to play at weekend?!?

You may be right, but you have no idea though whether you are

 

[richards30]

Maybe it is bonnuci and although juve don't want to sell him our new offer is too good to turn down hence the money talks reference?

 

[Marvin]

Are you really taking this seriously. It's just fun in my opinion.

 

[bondsman]

You may be right, but you have no idea though whether you are

If you recall tolmie put Y ;) to my guess who post with the beard remark but I'd quoted your post which asked him to say Y or N to whether the signing had already been mentioned in this thread. Then folk assumed the Y meant he has a beard, BUT I think the hairdoo was responding more to your post not mine and the beard is a read herring. Just call me Hercule.

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Something's really bugging me about this. Surely it should be called:
The 'are we allowed the "it's quiet" thread yet?' thread.

A very small change but it makes a difference.

In other news, authorities have asked people to stop examining shit songs under a microscope in an attempt unlock the Da Tolmi code. Experts in the field have suggested that any hidden meaning may be attributed to coincidenceitis. Symptoms may include ambiguous lyrics and/ or a sense of desperation.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

There might be a couple more presents under the tree.

 

[Marvin]

Oh wow