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Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Sorry should it be £450m??
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Donut Thief 20m
Valencia 20m
Bailly 40m
Blind as a bat 18m?
Shaw 32m
Fellaini 28m
Pogba 100m
Shrek 30m
Mikytharyan 28m
Martial 58m
Herrera 36m

Is 410, and that's not counting the shit Andy Carroll's signing on fee and the wage thieves they had sat on the bench.
 
I found it quite funny that most rags i know wanted to start with Rashford and Martial n the wings, Jose thought differently and went with Mick Terry ann and Lingard. And at half time dragged them both off.

Or in other words the tactical genius well and truely fucked up.
 
An image of Mourinho's tactics board from his half time team talk


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The rags that I know must be having signal issues with their mobiles. Their texts that were so often full of bravado and chest beating were relentless all through the week but for some odd reason they've all been quiet since this morning. Hmm...
 
Thought Shrek was a disgrace today. I know he's always getting in referees faces but today was absolutely ridiculous. When is a ref going to enforce the rules about foul and abusive language?
 
Most expensive team in the league and their go to tactic is kick the ball up long to the big man. The most expensive player in the world is a magician, only his special trick is a disappearing act.
 
Just saw Maureen's post match interview.. He totally blamed Lingaard and Mikhi for the shites crappy performance.. What a ****!! He clearly got the tactics wrong but the ego's first instinct is to blame his players.. piss poor to blame a young winger and a player who started for the first time today instead of manning up and saying he was outwitted by guardiola
 
They're going to be too much for a lot of dross in the league but you really can't be happy paying the money they have to play the football they do. The best bit is I don't think Mourinho knows how to 'do' attacking football. I read recently, might have even been on here, how the genius of Pep isn't about how he's a good attacking coach, it's how he's figured out how to balance attacking whilst maintaining the best defensive record in every season at every club he's been at. Mourinho tried attacking in his second spell at Chelsea. He could see how frail his side were and how they weren't going to win a league playing like that, so he went back to what he knows best, defending deep and springing counters/relying on players like Hazard to scream you up the pitch and smash it in the corner.

After 3 seasons, if both managers make it that far, regardless of what they win during that period, the overwhelmingly smart money is going to be on Pep leaving us in better shape than however Mourinho leaves them. I'd also guess we're going to be entertained during that time, not suffering the sight of yet another Rooney refereeing display or Fellani elbow/knockdown.

Mourinho is feeling like a terribly desperate attempt to stay relevant, much like the rags were his attempt to do the same.
 
Their over reliance on Rooney is going to cost them. It is clear that his best days are over but for some reason neither United or England want to admit it and ship him off to America.

If they are going to play ibrahimovic then Rooney is not the man to play behind him.

Mourinho shit himself today before the game, played the wrong side and watched as we took them apart.

Last season, Rashford and Martial caused us problems at our place and I found it odd that neither started today.

They will bully plenty of teams this season and win a fair few but they have no flair. Hopefully our first half performance today will have shown teams that they are nothi special and should not sit back expecting to get beat.
 
RightTurnClyde said:
The rags that I know must be having signal issues with their mobiles. Their texts that were so often full of bravado and chest beating were relentless all through the week but for some odd reason they've all been quiet since this morning. Hmm...
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Same here
 
Sunnysideupp said:
Just saw Maureen's post match interview.. He totally blamed Lingaard and Mikhi for the shites crappy performance.. What a ****!! He clearly got the tactics wrong but the ego's first instinct is to blame his players.. piss poor to blame a young winger and a player who started for the first time today instead of manning up and saying he was outwitted by guardiola
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Lets be honest, secretly we wanted him to show his colours and let his shit self show properly. I have not watched it but since you say he did that i can't wait to see it on motd. Chucking new/young players under the bus, what a twat eh, eye gouging nasty fucker i think, bollocks to this 'he is different outside football' bullshit that gets peddled also (not you ofc hehe), he is just a testy twat.
 
TCIB said:
Lets be honest, secretly we wanted him to show his colours and let his shit self show properly. I have not watched it but since you say he did that i can't wait to see it on motd. Chucking new/young players under the bus, what a twat eh, eye gouging nasty fucker i think, bollocks to this 'he is different outside football' bullshit that gets peddled also (not you ofc hehe), he is just a testy twat.
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