Joey Barton

[casserole of nonsense]

and what is worse is that the media seek his opinion
He is a total fucking dick head

Might I suggest that "total fucking dickhead" on his CV makes him an ideal candidate for expressing his opinion in the media?

 

[dickie davies]

Might I suggest that "total fucking dickhead" on his CV makes him an ideal candidate for expressing his opinion in the media.

Especially talksport!

They seem to like pundits with criminal records, in fact it's probably part of the expected criteria

 

[tweety]

ADHD, needs some meds to calm down.

 

[manchester blue]

The **** has read one Oscar Wilde book and now thinks he is a genius. He is a fucking bell who thinks using long words makes him intelligent. Hes totally hebetudinous

He uses long words but it took him about to year to twig the difference between your and you're having had it pointed out to him umpteen times on Twitter.

I really think he does all this to be relevant.

 

[goalmole]

Mmmmmmmmm........wrong thread?

Anytime, anywhere is good to have a go at them cunts.

 

[BlueBlood81]

Once a **** always a ****.

This :)

 

[paulchapo]

I heard some of his interview and it was the same kind of rambling speech he gave after we lost away when he was here and he wanted out. If he can't handle Scottish football, which made Samaras look like Gerd Muller, he really needs to call it a day.

 

[KentBlue]

I knew a bloke once that had shelves and shelves of classic literature in his front room. Shakespeare, Orwell, Steinbeck, Oscar Wilde etc. His missus told me one time he's never actually read a book in his life, he just wanted visitors to think he was well-read, and educated.

I used to call him Joey Barton.

 

[1894southstander]

I heard some of his interview and it was the same kind of rambling speech he gave after we lost away when he was here and he wanted out. If he can't handle Scottish football, which made Samaras look like Gerd Muller, he really needs to call it a day.

He must be missing Burnley.

 

[paulchapo]

Does anyone remember the interview he gave with Gabby Logan a couple of years ago? I have no idea why they indulged him but he was going all philosophical saying he wasn't put on earth to play football, he was destined for greater things. One of life's bizarre moments indeed lol!!

 

[Crouchinho]

Does anyone remember nterview he gave with Gabby Logan a couple of years ago? I have no idea why they indulged him but he was going all philosophical saying he wasn't put on earth to play football, he was destined for greater things. One of life's bizarre moments indeed lol!!

To be fair he had a point. He was destined to beat up a kid outside Maccy D's

 

[roj]

There never would've been that Tottenham cup game without him. That was good. However, it seems he's a bit of a **** so he can go sign for the rags for all I care. Actually no he'd improve them.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

I like him. To put it simply he's a flawed and slightly broken product of a system, I appreciate that, got a lot of time for him if I'm honest.

 

[nmc]

I heard some of his interview and it was the same kind of rambling speech he gave after we lost away when he was here and he wanted out. If he can't handle Scottish football, which made Samaras look like Gerd Muller, he really needs to call it a day.

Warburton was an idiot taking Barton to Ibrox - it has disaster written all over it. This has the capacity to end in tears.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Turned up for training this morning and was promptly told he's been suspended for three weeks. Nice one Joey.

 

[jimharri]

Turned up for training this morning and was promptly told he's been suspended for three weeks. Nice one Joey.

"Are you still a Rangers player?"
"I think so."

Hmm.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Not surprised at all, the guy is a total moron and should not be playing football anywhere but prison.. That's about his level

 

[TCIB]

I like him. To put it simply he's a flawed and slightly broken product of a system, I appreciate that, got a lot of time for him if I'm honest.

Are you his Cigar supplier? :-D

 

[law74]

I think keeping quiet will be harder for him than staying away from Ibrox and the training ground

 

[cibaman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...r-England-boss-Sam-Allardyce-Roy-Hodgson.html

This is a fascinating article. Jeez, what a family, Interesting to read his warped thinking about the sending off in the 3-2 . Had to laugh at Mike Ashley sending him a bill for using his helicopter. Apparently Barton thinks that Mark Hughes has "poor people skills".