Ask Guardiola anything

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African I am not fussy.

 

[aguero93:20]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African I am not fussy.

http://style.org/unladenswallow/

 

[aguero93:20]

What happened to your hair you baldy twunt?

And what the fuck was this about?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

http://style.org/unladenswallow/

The question is for Pep not you, you pikey whopper, after all a King has to know these kind of things.

 

[aguero93:20]

The question is for Pep not you, you pikey whopper, after all a King has to know these kind of things.

reported.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

What happened to your hair you baldy twunt?

And what the fuck was this about?

Doing an impression of David Oldfield running, seeing as you answered my question.

 

[aguero93:20]

Doing an impression of David Oldfield running, seeing as you answered my question.

I guess being bald is a fitting punishment in that case.

 

[Chi-town blues]

What happened to your "fake taxi" episode?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

reported.

I'm shocked your question wasnt 'd'ya lioke dags'

 

[Happy Feet]

Why aren't some of Bluemoon's many football geniuses among your entourage?

This

 

[barryo]

How do people of Manchester compare to the good people of Munich, New York and Barcelona in terms of friendliness ?

 

[mertkbr]

And also what is your thinking about Enes Unal?

He started this season magnificent and he can score different skills

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

What happened to your hair you baldy twunt?

And what the fuck was this about?

Describing Sterlings running

 

[aguero93:20]

Describing Sterlings running

More likely Robben going by the timing.

 

[mat]

Do you understand why the fans have issues with UEFA and respect why?

 

[goater1985]

how many centuries of goals would the Goat score in your team?

 

[goater1985]

and what happens when you feed him?

 

[DTKOAG]

What's his take on the ticket collection at both Celtic and for future games ?

 

[malg]

We've never run out of chips since you've been here, so thanks for that, can you now try and do something about the queues at half time?

 

[barryo]

Where was he when we were shit ...!!!