Gabriel Jesus

[Easy]

That's him alright, latest training video. Literally less than a second they showed him for too.

Its 100% him. I think we'll see him soon.

 

[jimharri]

Its 100% him. I think we'll see him soon.

Christ, he's put some timber on!

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

City's lack of communication has evidently become so poor these days, that a strange silence over a transfer delay doesn't strike anybody as unusual.

 

[bellsouth]

Has it really come to this?

Where is Jesus! Oh god where?

It's becoming like the Shroud of Turin, some people see Jesus' face in that picture others see Raheem Sterling

 

[mcfcphil]

It's becoming like the Shroud of Turin, some people see Jesus' face in that picture others see Raheem Sterling

Great tshirt idea for him that

 

[meeesh]

I'm still in shock that nothing been said by the club,where are the ITK'S when something serious like this is happening,they are quick to speculate on transfers usually,but all quiet on this story,and I'm not towing the Guardiola line of letting him settle in,this is really baffling this transfer,somert seems not right for some reason

 

[pirate]

I'm still in shock that nothing been said by the club,where are the ITK'S when something serious like this is happening,they are quick to speculate on transfers usually,but all quiet on this story,and I'm not towing the Guardiola line of letting him settle in,this is really baffling this transfer,somert seems not right for some reason

dont be such a fanny

 

[meeesh]

dont be such a fanny

I'm not,but surely you have asked yourself the same thing over the last week,lying twat if you say no :)

 

[sir baconface]

It's becoming like the Shroud of Turin, some people see Jesus' face in that picture others see Raheem Sterling

I can't believe it's not Buddah.

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Guardiola has specifically asked the media team to not go big on the coverage of him. Why are people flapping?

It's all to protect him.

 

[meeesh]

Guardiola has specifically asked the media team to not go big on the coverage of him. Why are people flapping?

It's all to protect him.

Flapping is in my nature mate I'm sorry to say,I'd be singing from the rooftops with this kid,even Pele says the kid is special,but we choose to keep it low key,sound

 

[Neville Kneville]

Flapping is in my nature mate I'm sorry to say,I'd be singing from the rooftops with this kid,even Pele says the kid is special,but we choose to keep it low key,sound

Perhaps Pep has seen enough of the Cheese Department & called time on it.

 

[meeesh]

Perhaps Pep has seen enough of the Cheese Department & called time on it.

Yup fair enough,nothing cheese about it in my opinion like but it would have been nice to show him off,maybe it was because we signed him ages ago,I dunno,but if he's training you would like to think he might be in squad for Sunday,so the squad will be preparing for that now,so no time for a conference then,ah well I'll have to be smug with all my rag and dipper friends when he plays and rips it up

 

[bellsouth]

Perhaps Pep has seen enough of the Cheese Department & called time on it.

Little baby Cheeses?

 

[willipp]

Low key is just fine, let him make his impression on the pitch and not some cheesy staged unveiling. Could think of nothing worse than seeing him doing a few keepy ups on the pitch in front of 74 fans with tea towels on their heads.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Yup fair enough,nothing cheese about it in my opinion like but it would have been nice to show him off,maybe it was because we signed him ages ago,I dunno,but if he's training you would like to think he might be in squad for Sunday,so the squad will be preparing for that now,so no time for a conference then,ah well I'll have to be smug with all my rag and dipper friends when he plays and rips it up

I think it's fair to say, that there will be no lack of TBJ on the official site, once they are given the green light. We will soon see him playing video games, eating, washing his underpants, etc etc.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Little baby Cheeses?

Oh yes.

 

[Ric]

I'm still in shock that nothing been said by the club,where are the ITK'S when something serious like this is happening,they are quick to speculate on transfers usually,but all quiet on this story,and I'm not towing the Guardiola line of letting him settle in,this is really baffling this transfer,somert seems not right for some reason

Get a grip mate.

 

[waspish]

Doesnt matter how low key we play it, the media will hype him up to hell and expect him to score in every game.

 

[andyhinch]

Get a grip mate.

Just tell him he's signed for the rags by mistake and let him flap a bit more ;-)