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Trumps Madman Diaries.

26 January 2016.

Terrific Day. Really Terrific.

Boy did I feel terrific today. It started in the early hours, when I had the idea to tweet that if the goddam Mexicans refuse to pay for the wall, they shouldn't turn up. Caught them on the hop. They were one million percent going to cancel.

But being Mexicans and stupid, they sat on their asses under sombreros, or whatever it is they do when not raping and killing and doing drug deals. Even after many Mexican politicians made demands of "don't go." Can you believe that?

I tweet and boom, he's not coming.

Too late fella. I blew you out.
If they think this is bad they ain't seen nothing yet. Believe me.

I told my pals at my chief propagandist, Fox News, that sure, I like torture. I like to have the option. It works, everybody in my head told me it works and that's good enough for me. What harm could it do? Seriously, what harm? We are dealing with medieval rats and I want us to get as medieval and rat like as they are. Bad bad people. And they won't be coming here anytime soon either, that's coming. Not them though. Not coming is coming. Believe me.

I also have Mrs May from Great Britain on Friday and need to read the Daily Mail to bring me up to speed. I have a special bond, very special bond, with Great Britain, as mum was Scottish and liked making Jam and fighting, so I know more about Great Britain than almost anybody ever. They love me there. I have a lot of friends there. A lot of friends. Great friends. They love me.

In fact I have a large following on the Bluemoon soccer site in England. All great, great, guys. They really are. I love em all. One or two unhinged, but still great lovely people.

Mrs May, oh yeh her..., she is over to see if I will give her one.....phnarr. Only joking,I will give her one Helluva trade deal. I will do better than that even and give her a terrific deal, will I deliver? One million percent.

It will be a better deal for us obviously though, because that's the way it's going to be. She understands that. She's not a stupid woman, she realises there will be hoops. Many, many, hoops. Big hoops. Hoops so big you will think you are seeing things. Big!

You know future Donald. I wonder if you will ever be able to prove the truth that your inauguration was the largest crowd ever assembled, in the history of assembled crowds? Period!

(Apart from Jesus when he was alive. I love you Jesus)

How many were there? Three million? More? Who knows? I hope you prove it.

Bed time for us now.

I hope Melana had plenty of fluids today.

Looking forward to what I will think up tomorrow. Nitey Nite Donald.
 
Great speech by him and her. To me he seems honest, decent and talks utter sense. It's not fashionable to say it but think he Is a breath of fresh air.
 
Magicpole said:
Trumps Madman Diaries.

26 January 2016.

Terrific Day. Really Terrific.

Boy did I feel terrific today. It started in the early hours, when I had the idea to tweet that if the goddam Mexicans refuse to pay for the wall, they shouldn't turn up. Caught them on the hop. They were one million percent going to cancel.

But being Mexicans and stupid, they sat on their asses under sombreros, or whatever it is they do when not raping and killing and doing drug deals. Even after many Mexican politicians made demands of "don't go." Can you believe that?

I tweet and boom, he's not coming.

Too late fella. I blew you out.
If they think this is bad they ain't seen nothing yet. Believe me.

I told my pals at my chief propagandist, Fox News, that sure, I like torture. I like to have the option. It works, everybody in my head told me it works and that's good enough for me. What harm could it do? Seriously, what harm? We are dealing with medieval rats and I want us to get as medieval and rat like as they are. Bad bad people. And they won't be coming here anytime soon either, that's coming. Not them though. Not coming is coming. Believe me.

I also have Mrs May from Great Britain on Friday and need to read the Daily Mail to bring me up to speed. I have a special bond, very special bond, with Great Britain, as mum was Scottish and liked making Jam and fighting, so I know more about Great Britain than almost anybody ever. They love me there. I have a lot of friends there. A lot of friends. Great friends. They love me.

In fact I have a large following on the Bluemoon soccer site in England. All great, great, guys. They really are. I love em all. One or two unhinged, but still great lovely people.

Mrs May, oh yeh her..., she is over to see if I will give her one.....phnarr. Only joking,I will give her one Helluva trade deal. I will do better than that even and give her a terrific deal, will I deliver? One million percent.

It will be a better deal for us obviously though, because that's the way it's going to be. She understands that. She's not a stupid woman, she realises there will be hoops. Many, many, hoops. Big hoops. Hoops so big you will think you are seeing things. Big!

You know future Donald. I wonder if you will ever be able to prove the truth that your inauguration was the largest crowd ever assembled, in the history of assembled crowds? Period!

(Apart from Jesus when he was alive. I love you Jesus)

How many were there? Three million? More? Who knows? I hope you prove it.

Bed time for us now.

I hope Melana had plenty of fluids today.

Looking forward to what I will think up tomorrow. Nitey Nite Donald.
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That was very good, looking forward to tomorrow's musings
 
Magicpole said:
Trumps Madman Diaries.

26 January 2016.

Terrific Day. Really Terrific.

Boy did I feel terrific today. It started in the early hours, when I had the idea to tweet that if the goddam Mexicans refuse to pay for the wall, they shouldn't turn up. Caught them on the hop. They were one million percent going to cancel.

But being Mexicans and stupid, they sat on their asses under sombreros, or whatever it is they do when not raping and killing and doing drug deals. Even after many Mexican politicians made demands of "don't go." Can you believe that?

I tweet and boom, he's not coming.

Too late fella. I blew you out.
If they think this is bad they ain't seen nothing yet. Believe me.

I told my pals at my chief propagandist, Fox News, that sure, I like torture. I like to have the option. It works, everybody in my head told me it works and that's good enough for me. What harm could it do? Seriously, what harm? We are dealing with medieval rats and I want us to get as medieval and rat like as they are. Bad bad people. And they won't be coming here anytime soon either, that's coming. Not them though. Not coming is coming. Believe me.

I also have Mrs May from Great Britain on Friday and need to read the Daily Mail to bring me up to speed. I have a special bond, very special bond, with Great Britain, as mum was Scottish and liked making Jam and fighting, so I know more about Great Britain than almost anybody ever. They love me there. I have a lot of friends there. A lot of friends. Great friends. They love me.

In fact I have a large following on the Bluemoon soccer site in England. All great, great, guys. They really are. I love em all. One or two unhinged, but still great lovely people.

Mrs May, oh yeh her..., she is over to see if I will give her one.....phnarr. Only joking,I will give her one Helluva trade deal. I will do better than that even and give her a terrific deal, will I deliver? One million percent.

It will be a better deal for us obviously though, because that's the way it's going to be. She understands that. She's not a stupid woman, she realises there will be hoops. Many, many, hoops. Big hoops. Hoops so big you will think you are seeing things. Big!

You know future Donald. I wonder if you will ever be able to prove the truth that your inauguration was the largest crowd ever assembled, in the history of assembled crowds? Period!

(Apart from Jesus when he was alive. I love you Jesus)

How many were there? Three million? More? Who knows? I hope you prove it.

Bed time for us now.

I hope Melana had plenty of fluids today.

Looking forward to what I will think up tomorrow. Nitey Nite Donald.
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idahoblues said:
That was very good, looking forward to tomorrow's musings
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Yes. Very funny and probably scarily accurate!!!

I expect an excerpt everyday from now on.
 
Press conference bit of a non event.
May deferring to Trump constantly.
When asked by Laura Kuensberg what they disagreed on with a follow up question on torture , Trump replied " that was your choice of a question?,there goes that relationship". Most telling moment of the conference.
May couldn't answer the question as it caught her off guard.
On the Mexico question Trump hinted that May wouldn't be interested in replying and she duly followed his lead by saying it was USA / Mexico business.
Trade deal, what trade deal?
State visit to meet the Queen. Grovel.
 
Len Rum said:
Press conference bit of a non event.
May deferring to Trump constantly.
When asked by Laura Kuensberg what they disagreed on with a follow up question on torture , Trump replied " that was your choice of a question?,there goes that relationship". Most telling moment of the conference.
May couldn't answer the question as it caught her off guard.
On the Mexico question Trump hinted that May wouldn't be interested in replying and she duly followed his lead by saying it was USA / Mexico business.
Trade deal, what trade deal?
State visit to meet the Queen. Grovel.
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If that is how it went down thats pathetic of her
 
Get the cheeto faced ferret wearing shitgibbon over, excellent, BluePhil can go and meet his hero, so happy for them both. Stony and his Barnsley brethren will also be pleased as sales in ferrets are bound to sky rocket when he's here and they can cash in with the contents of their trousers.
 
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