Donald Trump

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

at least we wont be at the back of the queue anymore

 

[kaz7]

He kept referring to her as 'Teresa' ( or is that Theresa?) instead of Prime Minister.
I was hoping she would reciprocate by calling him Donald , but instead she primly observed protocol by referring to him as Mr.President.

I'm going to have to watch this later,he will love to have another woman he can boss around

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

He kept referring to her as 'Teresa' ( or is that Theresa?) instead of Prime Minister.
I was hoping she would reciprocate by calling him Donald , but instead she primly observed protocol by referring to him as Mr.President.

When he's grabbed a pussy, he's on first name terms after that.

Liz had better watch out when he comes for the state visit, although Phil the Greek will no doubt have a shot gun on him, if he goes in for the kill on his missus.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Press conference bit of a non event.
May deferring to Trump constantly.
When asked by Laura Kuensberg what they disagreed on with a follow up question on torture , Trump replied " that was your choice of a question?,there goes that relationship". Most telling moment of the conference.
May couldn't answer the question as it caught her off guard.
On the Mexico question Trump hinted that May wouldn't be interested in replying and she duly followed his lead by saying it was USA / Mexico business.
Trade deal, what trade deal?
State visit to meet the Queen. Grovel.

The question on torture was for Trump not May, wasn't it?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

When he's grabbed a pussy, he's on first name terms after that.

Liz had better watch out when he comes for the state visit, although Phil the Greek will no doubt have a shot gun on him, if he goes in for the kill on his missus.

He's already on high alert for when Wayne gets the inevitable Knighthood.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

He's already on high alert for when Wayne gets the inevitable Knighthood.

You can only live in hope of a knighthood to lift you back up the social scale, now you are a working class hero like the rest of us.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

I'm going to have to watch this later,he will love to have another woman he can boss around

Here you go, Kaz.

 

[@BluePhil8]

Paraphrasing here:

Trump: I believe in advanced interrogation, torture etc. but I will allow General Mattis to over ride me as he is the expert and Secretary of Defence.

Surely no one here will find fault in that?

 

[kaz7]

Here you go, Kaz.

Thank you lovely

 

[Saddleworth2]

Trumps Madman Diaries.

26 January 2016.

Terrific Day. Really Terrific.

Boy did I feel terrific today. It started in the early hours, when I had the idea to tweet that if the goddam Mexicans refuse to pay for the wall, they shouldn't turn up. Caught them on the hop. They were one million percent going to cancel.

But being Mexicans and stupid, they sat on their asses under sombreros, or whatever it is they do when not raping and killing and doing drug deals. Even after many Mexican politicians made demands of "don't go." Can you believe that?

I tweet and boom, he's not coming.

Too late fella. I blew you out.
If they think this is bad they ain't seen nothing yet. Believe me.

I told my pals at my chief propagandist, Fox News, that sure, I like torture. I like to have the option. It works, everybody in my head told me it works and that's good enough for me. What harm could it do? Seriously, what harm? We are dealing with medieval rats and I want us to get as medieval and rat like as they are. Bad bad people. And they won't be coming here anytime soon either, that's coming. Not them though. Not coming is coming. Believe me.

I also have Mrs May from Great Britain on Friday and need to read the Daily Mail to bring me up to speed. I have a special bond, very special bond, with Great Britain, as mum was Scottish and liked making Jam and fighting, so I know more about Great Britain than almost anybody ever. They love me there. I have a lot of friends there. A lot of friends. Great friends. They love me.

In fact I have a large following on the Bluemoon soccer site in England. All great, great, guys. They really are. I love em all. One or two unhinged, but still great lovely people.

Mrs May, oh yeh her..., she is over to see if I will give her one.....phnarr. Only joking,I will give her one Helluva trade deal. I will do better than that even and give her a terrific deal, will I deliver? One million percent.

It will be a better deal for us obviously though, because that's the way it's going to be. She understands that. She's not a stupid woman, she realises there will be hoops. Many, many, hoops. Big hoops. Hoops so big you will think you are seeing things. Big!

You know future Donald. I wonder if you will ever be able to prove the truth that your inauguration was the largest crowd ever assembled, in the history of assembled crowds? Period!

(Apart from Jesus when he was alive. I love you Jesus)

How many were there? Three million? More? Who knows? I hope you prove it.

Bed time for us now.

I hope Melana had plenty of fluids today.

Looking forward to what I will think up tomorrow. Nitey Nite Donald.

That is pure class and if it wasn't so accurate it would be funny. Ok it is accurate but still funny as fuck.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Paraphrasing here:

Trump: I believe in advanced interrogation, torture etc. but I will allow General Mattis to over ride me as he is the expert and Secretary of Defence.

Surely no one here will find fault in that?

I find fault in any human being who believes in torture.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

You can only live in hope of a knighthood to lift you back up the social scale, now you are a working class hero like the rest of us.

@Marvin has clearly witnessed me eating a chicken jalfreizi after eight pints of Vedett.

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

in terms of brexit. I think its really positive for us that we've got a very pro british president.

 

[@BluePhil8]

I find fault in any human being who believes in torture.

Well you wouldn't like war very much.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Well you wouldn't like war very much.

You like war??? I think most sane people wouldnt like war very much.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Here you go, Kaz.

Most disturbingly the ferret is looking more like a side parting than the forward and back number he's rocked most of the last couple of decades.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Well you wouldn't like war very much.

Do you believe in torture?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

You like war??? I think most sane people wouldnt like war very much.

What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.

 

[idahoblues]

Watching Trump is fucking torture

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Most disturbingly the ferret is looking more like a side parting than the forward and back number he's rocked most of the last couple of decades.

And people said he wouldn't change when he got into office.