Well you are a dodgy looking fucker, TCIB cavity search, Stony shot, should be their minimum standard.
When I went to the states, the bird on the desk was really nice and polite, she said sorry for asking questions but she just wanted to hear me speak as my accent was cute. My mate who is mixed race, has a white wife, she was his girlfriend at the time, they took him into a separate room for interrogation as they wanted to know why this dusky looking fellow was with a woman with a different name. He had the same coming back from Turkey as they thought it was some sort of visa scam and he was off for a sham marriage, trying to explain he was born in Birmingham both times didnt help.