Recent content by Cellarite

His bike was..... Nevermind.

You might indeed. Good work.

Tom Jones you say? I'm Coming Home - with one Covid title to my name. Funny, Familiar, Forgotten Feeling - when City pip them again. It's Not Unusual - see above. You Can Leave Your Hat On - you look like a **** in your baseball cap. One Day Soon - the attention seeking fucker will be out of...

Honestly - you and Rhineland posting in here gives us English fans of your football a real insight. I always try to put a like on your posts and videos of the fans but don't comment half as much as I should. Every time I see new posts on here and see one of your names, I set 5 minutes aside to...

Before the Madrid semi final (4-3 two years ago) I was sat right in front of the BT sports box. I’d been on it round town all day and couldn’t resist when I saw Lescott and Wobblegob in the box. I wrote “Jamie Carragher is a ****” on my phone notes. Showed it to Lescott who laughed like fuck...

Will you marry me?

You all do far more than I do to create these displays so I don’t know how hard they are to sort with the funds you had available. However, I despise the idea of us singing “We’re gonna win the league” so a display more or less stating that we’ll be in the final of the Champions League at the...

Josko Gvardiol

Correct. You’re getting better.

Are we counting spelling mistakes as jokes now? Just asking.

Maybe much boasted about, but they beat who was put in front of them and it was a fantastic achievement. We boast about the 1970 ECWC and last year's World Club Cup but look at the list of teams we had to beat for those two trophies - Athletic Bilbao, Lierse, Academica, Schalke 04, Gornik...

You missed a comma. And I didn’t bookmark it, I simply clicked on page 1 and smiled when I saw the predictable predictions.

I'm possibly better with numbers than you are with spelling to be fair. My job demands that I have an understanding. I didn't contribute to Bayer Leverkusen's title so no need to give me a "well done", but thank you. I don't find people predicting a Bayern Munich win hilarious, which is why I...

I can’t see you “hilariously” predicting Bayern would win it on either of the first two pages.

Every season, there’s a couple of whoppers who like to put the same shit on the thread. I only had to look at page 1. They’re as predictable as they are boring.