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Same here! I have to make do with a steak pie. It's ok but meat and potato pies should be the only pie it's legal to sell at a football ground.

To paraphrase Winnie: We might be boring, but Neville is ugly. Tomorrow we'll be exciting whilst Nutter remains ugly.

This more than anything will explain his infrequent sightings.

Nah. Leeds are in the South Stand. It'll be less hooliganistic than a normal match day!

Not just EFC - I recall this was the main plank in the Arse's game plan.

Ah well, b, when it's my birthday tomorrow you will have to wait a whole fuckin' year for yer next one! Unless, of course, you also have an official birthday!

It was my first visit to the 'new' Wembers. I paid a tidy sum for the ticket but I was on the front row right by the very corner flag Yaya ran to and I've got a superb piccy of the team piling in on top of him. (No, I'm not posting it 'cos you bastards won't respect the law of copyright!)

Bovril will be available at the Joie Stadium FOR EVERY FUCKIN' MATCH!

Anthony Taylor for the final?

One of my birthdays fell derby day - the Ginger PIg headed the winner!

Ake spikes Virgil's proffertjes prior to Palace fixture.

Well, it ain't gonna be their fault!

ITV local manage to squeeze in our last goal, but reserve enough airtime for both Ragette goals v CWFC and a platform for their cock of a manager!

Today is my ERO's birthday. He's 38. The last time EFC won at Chelsea was two years before he was born. If those Toffee lads can't give him a birthday gift of three points then I hope they can land a few bruises.

It's cheating! No other description comes close.