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That surprises me. I was of the opinion that Queen Consort was Brenda's preferred title for Parker-Bowles.

I am gonna avoid looking at the highlights 'cos I don't want to ruin what looks to be a promising EuroMillions Jackpot, PL title winning 2026. The thing about Savinho is that he scores when least expected and buggers a cert!

Liz is turning in her marble mausoleum and never countenanced the (if) Parker-Bowles (England will win) floosy wearing the Crown Jewels. Brian was well aware but before his dear departed mother had left Scotland he was fixing. Absolute ****. But is anyone surprised?

Yeah, started by that Bristolian third rate comedian who thought it was worth a cheap laugh. It was so cheap he ended up paying the audience to laugh at it!

What! A Rag 'graceless"? Can't be. They all lovable little scamps like Giggsy 'n that French guy who dived two feet first into the Palace crowd, and then there's that ginger pig who tried to castrate Zabba in the semi!

I got as far as 'the Echo reports' and then realised it was a Dipper compo article.

Yeah, apart from the Milky Bar eggs there'll be a 'white-ish bloom' over those eggs. Is Louis Edwards floggin' Easter eggs again.

It is the day after Easter. It's always gonna be the day after Easter unless it's Easter Sunday. One day after, or anything upto 364 days after Easter. Unless it's one of those leap year thinggies - and then yer need two Easter eggs.

Yeah, yer can never say Amnerican don't speak English. It's just that they can't spell English. Oh, I've just thought of a few dozen words they can't say. I'll kick off this 'Bash a Yanqui' thread - aluminium!

Never got this wild. Sheltered childhood in Boggart Hole Clough!

Barnsley vs Manchester City Division Two (Old) Sat 19 April 1947. Score: W 2-0 Attendance: 26346 Team Frank Swift Bert Sproston Eric Williams Joe Fagan Les McDowall Albert Emptage Maurice Dunkley Alec Herd Andy Black George Smith Eric Westwood Goals Andy Black Les McDowall Subs

Gone for DonCorleoneRumma. When Cherki scored he reminded me of Joe Hart when Sergio on 93:20, oh yer know the fuckin' rest!

I spell it the way they say it!

Every fuckin' night I turn to Mrs Ewing and say, "Nother Scouse story!" I remember Granada getting a wellying for not showing Dipper stuff. Now neither ITV or Granada can be arsed to balance out the material. Won't be long before the whole thing is broadcast from Knottty Ash!

I got into Green car park after the Wiiiist Hiiim game and my fuckin' car had been nicked. I wandered about a bit and thought of telling the guys on the gate when I realised that I had parked it on the other side and not the same side as the Brentford game.