Recent content by Dave Ewing's Back 'eader

That'll be one of the new stats - 'an almost assist'. And top of the league for almost assists - Rags or Dippers.

it was the next item after they'd tipped up the £100!

Gvardiol was never offside, and for VAR to say they were looking for an offside it must have been some one else, but from the point when the corner was taken there were half the Leeds team coming and going from the goal line. I texted my ERO to celebrate the goal and then said VAR was in. I...

Yer still see 'Rag 'n Bone' men. Not the traditional ones who gave out balloons and donkey stones but ones who shove a plastic bag through yer letterbox and tell yer they are donating a slice to charity. As soon as I see one on the door mat I tell Mrs Ewing "Nother Rag Bone man'!

I noticed on my bank app yesterday they'd stuff a £10 Xmas bonus in. It paid for my cheese pie, Bovril, and the Dairy MIlk bar. The DWP certainly know how to look after the FOCs in CBL3.

Compare similar incidents. There were plenty to choose from yesterday. Why were we not getting the frees for similar incidents. I think two of ours got booked yesterday for pointing out that the whistling wanker had given a foul for Leeds but had ignored a similar one a few moments ago. Refs...

I've posted on here several times that pre-kick off I give every ref the benefit of the doubt, and invariably the first whistle reveals another sub-standard arbitrator.

Nobody, as far as I know, is crying. I've not shed a tear about the free kicks that have not been awarded for nigh on identical fouls by players from both teams. I've not seen Arse games, Rag games, Dipper games so I don't know what their refs have been like. I have seen enough shite...

Our players have played for years with hundreds of officials. They know a wrong 'un when they see one, and it's the perfect recipe to get into players heads - no matter what happens yer not gonna get a fair crack. Must be mentally dispiriting, but we have the players who have the mental...

I was of this opinion about the second minute. Probably the most shocking deviation from impartiality you could find. Yer can tell he's shit on a stick 'cos the nano-second one of our players protests at yet another partial and bizarre decision that fifty thousand people have seen he whips out...

I think the pattern of play with the possession obsessive doesn't bring out the best of our players. The pattern is so easy to combat, the incessant passing backwards and across the pitch, and then a reverse of nigh on the same thing, 'cos oppos don't have to do anything. They just sit in...

Phil by an imperial mile.

I'm prepared to give RRRRRRReijnders the season to acclimatise, as it turned out for Rodri, but he has to start adding a bit to his game.

We have a bit of an advantage today in that the Rags aren't playing till tomorrow. Last week I laughed so much at the EFC result that I was still laughing when the second Leverkusen goal went in. No chance of it happening today.

I quite like DWP. I don't work for them, never worked for them but I'm on the payroll!