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None of the good 'uns!

Yeah, as much bluster in the press as she brings talent onto the pitch.

Hey, come on, no matter what he does next season, this time next year the RDAHMeedya will have him down as the Transfer of the Season.

We could do with some 'chamber' over at the Academy where yer put in the over-30s, give 'em a good rinse and they pop out as 23 yr olds.

Yeah, if yer ever in need of a lying bastard or three seek out the Real presidential candidates' utterings about incoming players.

He's fastened in to all the media shite about Haaland and Madrid. They had him going to Madrid before he'd scored the first hat-trick.

It's the same RDAHMeedya pressure that got St Bruno his award. As soon as the Rags get into the top half of the table the wheels of the press turn towards Goal of the Season, Player of the Season, Transfer of the season, Team of the Season and it's one puff article after another.

Smoggies 'n Baggies. Thought they might have summat in common beside the double 'g',

Same with biros

Shocking losers - and even worse winners. Good old Nat!

Is there one non-Rag who likes Yoonited?

No matter what staggering goal has been scored I always vote for one v the Rags or Dippers. Couldn't make my mind up between Lauren v the Rags or Jezza v the Dippers. And then there was the Cherki one where Gabriel was in two minds whether of not to trip him up. I think he thought he had...

HMG is stating that the police must look at their 'policy documents'! I always thought that the Home Office were in charge of police forces, and wouldn't any anti-racist policy of every police force be lodged with the Home Secretary?

Jeez, I hope no one has plans to mess up Holt Town.

They never need a 'good day' to bury 'bad news' re the Redshirts. They just don't neither report nor print it.

He needs to understand they are debt-ridden and need to get it from somewhere. Rag management don't give a flying fuck where it comes from.

This sounds just up my street, but Mrs Ewing poo-poos anything that hasn't a guaranteed 20degs+,

The message centres around "WTF are we meant to be doing on this pitch?"

PiGMOL, the FA 'n the PL just go with the flow. Once upon a time yer were to be booked for not retreating ten yards, now they don't even bother about ten yards. The handball law has been trashed beyond what can ever be called credible, added time is an on-ground mystery, and how many fair play...

That pen cheered up millions and depressed thousands.