Recent content by MarsLlama

Never scored for us

Jesus Christ

We all knew that it would take a while of course, what's embarrassing for certain people is quite how badly they have misjudged how long it'd take.

Next you’ll be telling be the nightclub in Cabaret isn’t named after Kit Kat bars. On that note actually, we saw Cabaret on the West End in the summer - absolutely sensational.

There's gotta be more nonces named after chocolate bars than there are nonces on here who like musicals.

I'm trying to get better because I haven't been my best She took a plain black marker, started writing on my chest She drew a line across the middle of my broken heart And said, come on now, let's fix this mess We could get better Because we're not dead yet

Last season is last season though, I would be on your side last season but this year he does genuinely look like our only player capable of getting goals on a regular basis and while there are many assists that deserve credit (like Nico's on Saturday) Haaland is also getting a fair few goals...

Seriously in the running to eventually become my favourite City player ever, which is something I thought I’d never say about anyone ever again five years ago. While I’ll concede his overall game has improved significantly this season I still have to insist it was never anywhere near as weak...

Remember the Tolmie golden rule: if he says something that turns out to be wrong, it was our fault for misinterpreting him.

Anyone who thinks his all round play isn’t good enough is simply in denial because the idea of an exceptional goalscorer who isn’t shite at passing and dribbling is alien to them.

Doku’s bad decision making comes from an earnest place, Bobb is well aware that ‘let’s try and dribble through the whole team’ is a silly plan but does it anyway because that’s what’s best for him.

His assist in the Wolves game was down to a brilliant finish by Reijnders, the pass itself should have been fairly straightforward for a City player but he underhit it and if not for the fact that Tijjani hit a perfect shot we would be talking about Bobb wasting an incredibly promising...

He had a brilliant game against Newcastle but outside of that my overall feeling is he’s probably not a Premier League-winning level player.

"Then tomorrow comes and it's still today. Tomorrow is a relative term. Makes Annie a lot more depressing”

Not commenting on their music or his politics, but 'Bob Vylan' is at best a decent name for a drag queen.