Beware of Winter Penis

[urban genie]

I forgot weight gain has an impact also.

I have lost about an inch since going from a waist of 32 to 36/38, still above average though so not complaining ;-)

 

[snorky]

3 pages and no mention of small boy Snork. You are slipping.

 

[bluealf]

3 pages and no mention of small boy Snork. You are slipping.

I know a guy who would be in minus figures if 2" was removed, in fact he would be proud to show 2", poor fucker

 

[Gremlin]

To be honest, you shouldn't really be getting it out and waving it around whatever the weather. But if you do it in winter then you deserve everything you get.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

3 pages and no mention of small boy Snork. You are slipping.

If I had a knob like a cocktail sausage with two pickles for balls I wouldn't be bragging mate; )

 

[kaz7]

To be honest, you shouldn't really be getting it out and waving it around whatever the weather. But if you do it in winter then you deserve everything you get.

Haha
I wouldn't laugh at your shrinkage lads...i'd just be pleased to see one

 

[jayblue]

Running makes mine shrink but cycling makes it disappear :-(

 

[york away to this!]

Also had the tube down there, gay guy (was so obvious) got hold of the pecker, probably the most embarrassed I’ve been in my life.

Did you give him a tip?

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Running makes mine shrink but cycling makes it disappear :-(

Ive done 50 miles on my bike today and Im very gradually getting mine back. Hopefully after my tea I may have passed the eunuch stage

 

[hammocity]

Did you give him a tip?

Good job I wasn’t in Bupa (old joke).