Bluechipblue
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Brilliant. But whatever you do don't let her think you're ok with it. Pull your face, throw a strop. When she gets back you might get a nosh for your troubles, or at least make your butties for work on Monday.
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Brilliant. But whatever you do don't let her think you're ok with it. Pull your face, throw a strop. When she gets back you might get a nosh for your troubles, or at least make your butties for work on Monday.
Barcon
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Will you marry me kaz? Just sit in bed watching city in Brighton? Sounds good to me?
I must warn you I come with a little baggage
Try running it under warm water.
Barcon
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Brilliant. But whatever you do don't let her think you're ok with it. Pull your face, throw a strop. When she gets back you might get a nosh for your troubles, or at least make your butties for work on Monday.
Sound advice.
Bluechipblue
Well-Known Member
Sound advice.
Cheers. Although it's not a 100% foolproof plan. Mine didn't give a shite, noshed my best mate and I had to make my own butties for work. woman.
better dead than red
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Excellent point. He'd better wear a fake moustache.Sound advice. Just make sure you're not on the telly.
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worsleyweb
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Just told her! (The first part)
Not as bad as I thought. Said I have been working hard and don’t forget I am at City Saturday- she said they seem to be playing a lot if they win does that mean Liverpool don’t win the league (she has no idea) but then the magic words of “no probs I will meet my mate for lunch and go to the gym”
Not sure she is aware yet City are away in South Wales in the fa cup. One step at a time.
Not as bad as I thought. Said I have been working hard and don’t forget I am at City Saturday- she said they seem to be playing a lot if they win does that mean Liverpool don’t win the league (she has no idea) but then the magic words of “no probs I will meet my mate for lunch and go to the gym”
Not sure she is aware yet City are away in South Wales in the fa cup. One step at a time.
lust overlord
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Just told her! (The first part)
Not as bad as I thought. Said I have been working hard and don’t forget I am at City Saturday- she said they seem to be playing a lot if they win does that mean Liverpool don’t win the league (she has no idea) but then the magic words of “no probs I will meet my mate for lunch and go to the gym”
Not sure she is aware yet City are away in South Wales in the fa cup. One step at a time.
When you tell her about Spain have a pre-prepared back up plan,I.e booked a long weekend away with her somewhere to make up for it.
Obviously a weekend when City are either playing away or maybe a Monday night game.
mac
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I willbtake her to spain WW. Tell her i have a large pair of cajones. Unlike her other half.;)So here goes. Any sensible advise much appreciated.
So I am off to Newport this Saturday. Problem is the mrs doesn’t know yet.
Was planning to inform her tonight but the reaction to my late arrival home and chocolates instead of flowers meant it was probably not the time.
Don’t worry it gets worse. I am on the piss in Cardiff on Saturday night and back Sunday.
Having just successfully pulled the situation around tonight with a trip to Sainsbury’s and a decent bunch of flowers I also need to navigate the fact we have a holiday booked (Spain) with her family next Wednesday for an anniversary and I can’t go as I have a hand over of a building at work. Also the small matter of being at Wembley on the Sunday which I am taking my kids to and we don’t get back from the holiday I am not going on until the Monday.
She has just said I can’t wait for the two weekends and some quality time together.
Neither can I but for other reasons such as a new ground and a cup final?
How do I get out of this small dilemma while keeping her happy. Missing either match is not happening.
Ps she has a temper like that blonde women road rage killer from about twenty years back.
Advise please?
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader
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So here goes. Any sensible advise much appreciated.
So I am off to Newport this Saturday. Problem is the mrs doesn’t know yet.
Was planning to inform her tonight but the reaction to my late arrival home and chocolates instead of flowers meant it was probably not the time.
Don’t worry it gets worse. I am on the piss in Cardiff on Saturday night and back Sunday.
Having just successfully pulled the situation around tonight with a trip to Sainsbury’s and a decent bunch of flowers I also need to navigate the fact we have a holiday booked (Spain) with her family next Wednesday for an anniversary and I can’t go as I have a hand over of a building at work. Also the small matter of being at Wembley on the Sunday which I am taking my kids to and we don’t get back from the holiday I am not going on until the Monday.
She has just said I can’t wait for the two weekends and some quality time together.
Neither can I but for other reasons such as a new ground and a cup final?
How do I get out of this small dilemma while keeping her happy. Missing either match is not happening.
Ps she has a temper like that blonde women road rage killer from about twenty years back.
Advise please?
Yer've made yer fuckin' bed so. . . . . . . . . . Funny, can't remember what comes next?
This reminds me of a situation a mate of mine got himself into. Went to his cricket club for a saturday lunchtime drink. Had a few. Coach was leaving for club's annual tour of E.Anglia. Yep, he boarded the coach and got back on the monday night. Told his wife he had been kidnapped. No longer married, surprise surprise. Hope this helps.