United thread 2019/20

[ccr]

Now I'm not Joshua's biggest fan (far from it), but surely he could sell said deodorant without the help of the charlatan international footballer?

Not sure on the marketing strategy on this one.........

Any linx to this advert, or should I axe someone else ?

 

[dickie davies]

Any linx to this advert, or should I axe someone else ?

This post is "Gold"

 

[Mr.Banks]

Now I'm not Joshua's biggest fan (far from it), but surely he could sell said deodorant without the help of the charlatan international footballer?

Not sure on the marketing strategy on this one.........

#jlynx

 

[Gordyola]

Watched the Leeds documentary on Prime James was signing for them on deadline day £7m deal was all done awaiting Swansea to release, it all went quite at their end. James was at Leeds signed all the documents photo everything done. Swansea stop answering the phone so it never happened, Rags bought him £18m six months later. I bet Giggs was on the phone to Woodward saying stop him leaving and sign him in the summer

 

[kippaxwarrior]

The Family Man says James needs more protection from referees

https://www.skysports.com/football/...tar-daniel-james-needs-protection-by-referees

 

[babyape]

The Family Man says James needs more protection from referees

https://www.skysports.com/football/...tar-daniel-james-needs-protection-by-referees

Utterly ridiculous. Was diving everywhere. Sad thing is, the refs will probably listen now and let him get away with ‘the United way’ as often as he likes.

 

[Blue Til Death]

I would like to thank all the lurking Rags and please, if you can pass this on to the other one billion of you I would again be grateful. I would like to thank you all for putting money in the pocket of our owner. It is true that when the Government announced a 'tax' on plastic bags his wealth fell from 44.65 billion to 44.64 billion because as you know plastic is a by product of oil but to be fair you rallied round and bought even more petrol/diesel, I suppose all those long drives from Suffolk and the south coast to the Swamp made your purchase necessary but it is the thought that counts. In a similar way, every time you announce a new noodle sponsor their sales go up, this means that more plastic is used for packaging and more diesel is burnt for shipping. To think, without your continued support our purchase of Rodri may not have happened.
Finally as you support our owner so well I will in turn support yours, I promise that if I am ever in some god forsaken shithole town in America I will visit one of his shopping malls.

I'm sure the 1.6 billion plastics will understand...!

 

[hammocity]

Anyone know why Lingard keeps on popping up on all these adverts ? He has'nt mastered the game of football and yet he's on telly more than the cast of Coronation St.

I’ve told Mrs H to not buy me Lynx anymore, and it’s goes without saying Nivea is banned in our house.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I’ve told Mrs H to not buy me Lynx anymore, and it’s goes without saying Nivea is banned in our house.

I`ve used Lynx deodorant for years. I wont be using it again. ffs Messi Lingard sales should plummet.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I`ve used Lynx deodorant for years. I wont be using it again. ffs Messi Lingard sale should plummet.

Yep I'm another one on my last can of Lynx.