Kinkladze 1
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Scraping the barrel or what.
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Did you call a bonfire a bonty or a bommy?
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BlueMoonRisin’
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Or burning the barrel.Scraping the barrel or what.
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A sailor on a Navy ship had been out to sea for weeks, and was beginning to go through sex withdrawals. Fed up with the lack of sex, he asked one of his shipmates what he did when the pressure was too much to take.Or burning the barrel.
"Well, there's a barrel with a hole in it near the mop storage. When it gets to be too much for us, we use that."
So the sailor went over to the barrel and decided to give it a go. Finding it was better than he'd expected, he began using it regularly, and his problems seemed to vanish.
After a couple of weeks, his commanding officer began to take notice, and said, "You seem to be a lot more relaxed. What's your secret?"
The sailor, embarrassed to give a straight answer, simply said he'd been getting better rest.
"Well good, sailor. You're going to need it," replied the officer. "Today's your turn in the barrel."
Ancient Citizen
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And round ours, what's all this 'Bommy' shite?Called a bonny round our way basically because there's no 'm' or 't' in it.
meeesh
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Bommy up here in Lancs all year long
sir baconface
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Called a bonny round our way basically because there's no 'm' or 't' in it.
This. Anyone with a proper upbringing knows this.
Deepest Blue
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It’s a bommy. It’s gotta have a den in it and all.
TheRemainsOfTheDave
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Maybe they spent too much time watching the telty.This. Anyone with a proper upbringing knows this.
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blueinsa
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Bommy.
Half the Back O'th Moss went up in smoke every year!
Half the Back O'th Moss went up in smoke every year!
meeesh
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This. Anyone with a proper upbringing knows this.
Ohhh mummy daddy please can we go to the bonfire this weekend,or up here,we going to bommy this weekend mam.
Nowt to do with "proper" upbringing,because not all were brought up with a silver spoon in their gobs....oopppsss I mean mouths.
And for the record we had fucking turnips not pumpkins on Halloween,but still had a great time,due to our upbringing