Big Swifty
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A man goes into a pub one wet and windy night and says to the barmaid "Hello love...tickle your arse with a feather?" She says "I beg your pardon?"
He replies "I said 'particularly nasty weather' '" She says "Oh, yes, you're right."
A drunk sitting nearby watches this scenario being played out and thinks "That's bloody hilarious. I'll go out and try it on the barmaid at the pub over the road." So off he goes over to the other pub and says to the barmaid "Hello love...tickle your arse with a feather?" She says "I beg your pardon?"
The drunk replies "It's fucking pissing down outside...."
He replies "I said 'particularly nasty weather' '" She says "Oh, yes, you're right."
A drunk sitting nearby watches this scenario being played out and thinks "That's bloody hilarious. I'll go out and try it on the barmaid at the pub over the road." So off he goes over to the other pub and says to the barmaid "Hello love...tickle your arse with a feather?" She says "I beg your pardon?"
The drunk replies "It's fucking pissing down outside...."