joke thread....

[mrcunny]

The wife brought home a tub of ice-cream and asked if I wanted some. "How hard is it?" I asked. She cheekily
replied, "As hard as your cock when you're thinking about me naked!". I said "Go on then, pour me a
glass....."

 

[MCFC BOB]

Ha.

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

i would just like to say,unike that tosser Giggs,
if i get caught shagging a model with massive tits..
ye can tell anybody ye fukn like

 

[glen quagmire]

Neil lennon

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

"KARMA" Sutra position no. 54.The Pirate.


When giving it doggy style,spit on her back,so she (or he for some of you) thinks you've came.
When she turns around blast her in the face.
Known as The Pirate because she'll put 1 hand over her eye,
and shout AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH.

 

[pablozabaleta]

The wife brought home a tub of ice-cream and asked if I wanted some. "How hard is it?" I asked. She cheekily
replied, "As hard as your cock when you're thinking about me naked!". I said "Go on then, pour me a
glass....."

Haha, that made me chuckle :)

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

Neil lennon

g.q.

 

[the mystery illness]

young lad pulls an older woman at a club , shes 58 but looks good for her age.
on the way back to her house he's thinkin "mmmmm i bet her daughters a belter" , when out of the blue she says "how do you fancy a sportsmans double ?"
"what's that ?" he says , "a mother & daughter threesome !" she replies
he says "YES FUCKING PLEASE !!"
so as they go in the front door , she puts the hall light on and shouts " mum , put yer fuckin teeth in , he's up for it !"

 

[glen quagmire]

Neil lennon

g.q.

Sorry mate, i couldn't resist! I'm going to work in a minute, and thought i'd do the old 'hit and run' technique!

 

[MCFC BOB]

"KARMA" Sutra position no. 54.The Pirate.


When giving it doggy style,spit on her back,so she (or he for some of you) thinks you've came.
When she turns around blast her in the face.
Known as The Pirate because she'll put 1 hand over her eye,
and shout AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH.

HAHAA.