mrcunny said:The wife brought home a tub of ice-cream and asked if I wanted some. "How hard is it?" I asked. She cheekily
replied, "As hard as your cock when you're thinking about me naked!". I said "Go on then, pour me a
HAHAA.TTTCITYBHOY said:"KARMA" Sutra position no. 54.The Pirate.
When giving it doggy style,spit on her back,so she (or he for some of you) thinks you've came.
When she turns around blast her in the face.
Known as The Pirate because she'll put 1 hand over her eye,
and shout AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH.
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