Man admits he had an affair with a dolphin -claims it seduced him

[crazyg]

When it left him, it no doubt said:
So long, and thanks for all the fish!

 

[oakiecokie]

Maybe he thought that the dolphin was actually Daryl Hannah the mermaid.
It is an easy mistake to make,it almost happened to me once when I was swimming in Middleton Baths.
Although nobody believed me and I was thrown out by the lifeguards.

Are you related to Len Fairclough ?

 

[urban genie]

This bit cracks me up

He said: “I found that extraordinarily erotic. It's like being with a tiger or a bear. This is an animal that could kill you in two seconds if it wanted to.”

So he was thinking of tigers and bears while fucking a dolphin.

Man this man loves his mammals

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

He found her on Plenty of Fish.

 

[oakiecokie]

Something fishy about this thread....(yes I know a dolphin isn’t technically a fish!)

Eel get over it.

 

[manclad]

Are you related to Len Fairclough ?

You are thinking of Haslingden baths. I said Middleton baths.
Wrong incident.

 

[Ban-jani]

Two interesting bits-

He added: “At first I discouraged her, I wasn't interested. After some time I thought 'if this was a woman would I come up with these rationalisations and excuses’?”

No but a woman is your fucking species you freak.

and then...

Malcolm has since been married twice but also describes himself as a 'zoophile' and says he has had previous sexual experiences with a dog.

 

[oakiecokie]

Two interesting bits-



No but a woman is your fucking species you freak.

and then...

WTF !!

 

[mikemcfc]

the Dolphin's blaming a Pilot Whale for her actions, claims it led her astray.

or maybe the man told her he was a rock star and the Dolphin acted like a Grouper?

 

[cityontheup]

He lives in a Miami so he would love the dolphins