Fast cars in Alderley Edge

Have you ever tried driving fast through Alderley ? I’ve lived around here all my life, it’s just a bs.
I was just thinking the same. I have never seen any of this behaviour. Considering the average car cost round there, i would say it is fairly quiet.
 
Come to Tameside we have a budget version of this. Since the so called lockdown it has been more popular. It’s like the budget Grand Prix round here at the moment. Plenty of Vauxhall Novas, Ford Focus, Corsa and Hondas civics ragging it round all night. Occasionally I have noticed the police joining in too in their Astras
Whereabouts in that stunning metropolis does his occur? I'm intrigued. (I can guess, but I'll wait for you to tell me, purely to confirm my suspicions.)
 
Whereabouts in that stunning metropolis does his occur? I'm intrigued. (I can guess, but I'll wait for you to tell me, purely to confirm my suspicions.)

Plenty of places I suppose. There were quite a few on Ashton moss the other night, and some on the globe lane industrial estate too.
 
The majority of the people who will be driving like idiots will be rentals.

Some true owners will, most however will not want to risk the potential costs involved with treating these type of cars like a twat.

So with that in mind I don't know how you would solve the problem other than putting in "lift" height sleeping policemen in the problem road sections.


HIRE CAR
Double park – don’t lock the door
Push the pedals through the floor
Give it loads and then some more
It’s a hire car baby

Grip the stick – grind the gears
Watch that distance disappear
Never yours in a thousand years
It’s a hire car baby

Hire-car, hire-car
Why would anybody buy a car?
Bang it, prang it, say ta ta
It’s a hire car baby

Bad behaviour on the street
Save yourself a couple of sheets
Collision rate keeps it sweet
It’s a hire car baby

Show this motor no respect
Bump it, dump it, call collect
What else do the firm expect
It’s a hire car baby

Drive the fucker anywhere
Just like you don’t care
Put it down to wear and tear
It’s a hire car baby

Pray the person who hired it last
Didn’t drive it quite so fast
This dakarum dodgem doesn’t last
It’s a hire car baby

Try not to kill yourself
Or injure anybody else
Don’t forget to fasten your belts

Rent it, dent it, bang it, prang it
Bump it, dump it, scorch it, torch it
Crash and burn it, don’t return it
Lost deposit, let ’em earn it
Who cares, it’s on the firm
It’s a hire car baby
 
Come to Tameside we have a budget version of this. Since the so called lockdown it has been more popular. It’s like the budget Grand Prix round here at the moment. Plenty of Vauxhall Novas, Ford Focus, Corsa and Hondas civics ragging it round all night. Occasionally I have noticed the police joining in too in their Astras
Corsa's are the rage in Alderley too.
 
The Wilmslow hum!

I could tell you a story about me and my fast car!
 
My eldest daughter used to work for Bentley on the motorsport side, and has driven (not in races) their Continental GT (GT3 spec) round most of the race tracks on the European circuit. At around 550bhp, and over a tonne lighter than the road car, it can shift!

You ain’t seen nothing till you get in a Nissan GT concept edition.

Now that thing GOES!!
 

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