Welcome Ruben Dias!

[cleavers]

We were obviously closer than we knew to getting Koulibaly, hence the fuck up. The page was obviously ready and some fucking numpty forgot to edit the signed shirt bit on the mobile version of our website.

Well he did have his suitcase packed.

 

[Vienna_70]

Welcome to Manchester City Rúben.

I am really looking forward to seeing you in the Blue shirt and I hope you have a long and very successful career here.

I want to hear no Wodewick, no Wogew, no Weginald, no Wudolf the Wed-Nosed Reindeew!

Just Rúben!

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Points to ake at LB so potentially 2 squad issues helped

 

[mccity]

The final masterpiece

 

[HarrytheBlue]

Straight into the team you go, there’s a few issues you need to sort out.

This guy is a special talent - a leader on the pitch. Him and Laporte - looks good already.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Doesn't have an history of picking up injuries.

We will soon knock that out of him.

 

[Stevieatlasblue]

I like him already.

Got a no nonsense vibe about him.

We need a man like that.

Fingers crossed he’s a gud un. Some folk are saying he’s got no pace. I’ll be honest I don’t know too much about him. Now please sign a leftback and a top draw forward

 

[Aba452]

Rube....n signing on a Tuesday! Instant song!



Taxi for one!!! ;-)

 

[JRockBlues]

Glad we've finally got one over the line. God knows we needed it. Impressive interview. Hoping he turns out all right and at least he can't be as bad as our last CB signing from the Portuguese league surely.

 

[Blue Llama]

Points to ake at LB so potentially 2 squad issues helped

Or 3 at the back