Stupid little things that make you happy.

[Bill Walker]

Are you in prison?

Fucking should be.

And they say The Scots eat unhealthy shite.

 

[Bill Walker]

I just came on to post that. Just found a fiver in my Winter coat I’ve just got out for he first time since February! Off to the shop for what feels like a free chocolate bar and can of coke now...

Hows school these days ?

 

[Bill Walker]

Not all toilets do that, depends on the bowl shape - IMO it’s an unwelcome design feature and I wouldn’t dare have one plumbed in as the missus regularly leaves bleach in the bowl.
I’ve had bleach burns and once bitten eh?

I really hated American toilets.
The fucking bowl is half full of water.
Hard to avoid a wet arse.
What in Fucks name is all that about ?

 

[Banshee]

When you find something you stashed in a "safe place" for Christmas....

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Watching scum fans getting all giddy before the inevitable fall.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Being the first person to stand on a fresh molehill

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I really hated American toilets.
The fucking bowl is half full of water.
Hard to avoid a wet arse.
What in Fucks name is all that about ?

It's also cold and deep when you're having a piss

 

[super yaya]

Big bag of onion rings and a can of Pepsi

 

[KS55]

I'm almost 50 and never had a poached egg in my life. Love em fried, boiled or scrambled. I think its the amount of mess my Mrs leaves when she's making poached eggs that puts me off

Best way to poach an egg.
Bring a pan of water almost to the boil.
Add a drop of vinegar.
Take a spoon and, with a circular motion, create a whirlpool.
Break egg into bowl.
Drop egg into centre of whirlpool.
Lift out with slotted spoon and dab dry on kitchen paper.
Enjoy, no mess whatsoever.

 

[KS55]

Fish finger sarnie with smoked streaky bacon