Tuearts right boot
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These Pelicans when they fly around, beautiful creatures, massive wingspan, huge turds
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I just came on to post that. Just found a fiver in my Winter coat I’ve just got out for he first time since February! Off to the shop for what feels like a free chocolate bar and can of coke now...Finding a bank note in your wallet or jeans pocket you'd forgotten about
Taking your socks off whilst in bed.
The first glugging sounds when you pour a bottle of wine.
BimboBob
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You related to WW?I just came on to post that. Just found a fiver in my Winter coat I’ve just got out for he first time since February! Off to the shop for what feels like a free chocolate bar and can of coke now...
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No but I’m so lazy I haven’t been to the shop yet. Don’t think I’ll botherYou related to WW?
OccupiedPalestineBlues
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That splash of water on the arse when the turd hits the bowl.
Not all toilets do that, depends on the bowl shape - IMO it’s an unwelcome design feature and I wouldn’t dare have one plumbed in as the missus regularly leaves bleach in the bowl.
I’ve had bleach burns and once bitten eh?
Barcon
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Not all toilets do that, depends on the bowl shape - IMO it’s an unwelcome design feature and I wouldn’t dare have one plumbed in as the missus regularly leaves bleach in the bowl.
I’ve had bleach burns and once bitten eh?
Now I know why my bellend is red.
OccupiedPalestineBlues
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Now I know why my bellend is red.
It’s not supposed to be used to stir the bowl y’know!
TCIB
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Seeing my dogs tail pop above the wall at the back as he toddles around sniffing stuff.
Magicpole
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Are you in prison?Tomato soup with spam on toast. Very comforting.