If the plastics are in meltdown over their recent result, how the fuck would they have survived what we and a few other clubs have been through?
Our history is littered with triumphs and tragedies: relegation, promotion (AND we had Stuart Pearce in charge for a while!) but we’re all still here.
Same with the other clubs who’ve suffered like we have. Their fans - true diehards who support the club no matter what - never fail to get behind their clubs when all is not well: relegation, takeovers, crowd unrest etc.
But not the rags. No, they prefer to sulk, throw tantrums and air their grievances on social media platforms. They demand the world and his wife gather round and offer tea and sympathy, utter soothing words in their precious little ears.
In this they are no different to the dippers: constantly seeking reassurances from one another that the good times are just around the corner, that they will be top of the stack come the end of season and all will be well in plastic land again.
Both of them, rags and dippers, seem to be under the impression that they have some kind of divine right to win trophies (although with the rags I’m not sure ‘win’ is the correct word), and any other club that has even a small taste of success are just little whippersnappers getting under your feet, amateurs daring to go toe-to-toe with the big boys.
If we don’t win the Prem this season I hope it goes to someone like West Ham, Everton, or pretty much any other club who haven’t had a chance in the spotlight, if only to read the plastic rag/dipper followers venting their collective spleens on their even-more plastic forums.