Red Cafe in meltdown

Ric said:
Feel this thread is a bit overdue, given how gleeful they are in their equivalent when we lose. Besides, I hate having a United megathread for everything about them.

To kick you off, we have this, the most lame capitulation to a defeat that you could imagine:

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/when-you-consider-the-gap-between-the-two-sides.442829/
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I really never thought I would ever see/hear/read United fans describing their team as "city's bitch". It brings such a warm glow inside....
 
The denial by a lot of their fans about "Nited" not spending obscene amounts of cash recently like City, they have done it since Tommy the Adulterer, Dave Boring, Bo Jangles, the Purple Nosed Alcoholic and now Senor Moanalot. Great to read of their anguish and dispair.
 
It makes me laugh that their go to excuse is always about spending like we bought Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar etc and have a team full of ballon d'or winners. We bought young players with huge potential and developed them with the right manager. They are the ones that spent big on big names and try and crowbar them into the same team with the worst manager for the job. Their lack of self awareness is piss funny.
 
To be fair many of the rags there are taking it in their stride and admitting the gulf between our teams.


If you peek at Rawk, its is a bitter cult over there. Almost every single comment on city is overflowing with hate and bitterness. It's as if we are represented by Hitler nazis and Japanese ww2 imperial army. Astounding how much bitterness can be leveled at just a football club.


I hope we smash those Liverpool arses at home. And they can cry about how every victory of ours dun count
 
jared said:
To be fair many of the rags there are taking it in their stride and admitting the gulf between our teams.


If you peek at Rawk, its is a bitter cult over there. Almost every single comment on city is overflowing with hate and bitterness. It's as if we are represented by Hitler nazis and Japanese ww2 imperial army. Astounding how much bitterness can be leveled at just a football club.


I hope we smash those Liverpool arses at home. And they can cry about how every victory of ours dun count
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They're just bitter that they spent a fortune fixing the holes in their team, made their best start to the league in years and we are still strolling away from them without getting out of third gear.
 
On their postmatch thread I counted at least 20 posters expressing the sentiment that if Pogba played it “would have made a difference.” PMSL, maybe him plus half of Barcelona. And a different manager.

To be fair, some are deluded but many are well aware the fact that they are bang average as reflected in their current table position and -1 goal difference.
 
There is one post on there that is an absolute gem.

It’s essentially about money and I’m sure you can imagine how it went.

If I can find it I’ll post it.

Edit: It’s on page 10 of their post match. About half way down. Have a gander. It’s fucking brilliant.
 
Proy said:
There is one post on there that is an absolute gem.

It’s essentially about money and I’m sure you can imagine how it went.

If I can find it I’ll post it.

Edit: It’s on page 10 of their post match. About half way down. Have a gander. It’s fucking brilliant.
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You will have to narrow it down mate - Page 10 alone is a mine of absolute bitter gems.
 
They've gone from laughing about our owner the day we were bought.

Then they said money can't buy you success.

Then they changed that to you can't buy history.

Next to we're cheats because we are using oil money as opposed to opening your legs for every sponsor with a spare tenner.

Now we're head and shoulders above them and they hate it.

And I fucking love it :)
 
I used to avoid reading ragcafe because of the arrogant self entitled opinions they had then. But now it is a hilarious read and I have a laugh at some of their straw clutching and tinfoil time comments. These went through the roof with the Speigel leak, a damp squib at that.

Most of the gems come from members who’ve never set foot at the swamp or only been there for the odd token tourist game. They are always the loudest of the lot.
 
Proy said:
Bloke is called CA1
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TBH this is the least funny

The players and the money they have got, I thought we stayed in the game O.K.

No team in the division without State ownership would touch them in my opinion and I don't see it for the next 10 years sadly unless football makes a stand.

There was no shortage of effort, or a lack of tactics just a lack of bought quality in every position.
 
bluethrunthru said:
TBH this is the least funny

The players and the money they have got, I thought we stayed in the game O.K.

No team in the division without State ownership would touch them in my opinion and I don't see it for the next 10 years sadly unless football makes a stand.

There was no shortage of effort, or a lack of tactics just a lack of bought quality in every position.
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Oh it’s not funny. Not funny in any way, didn’t suggest it was.

It’s clear how this week has impacted him/her. The bitterness coming through the whole post is fucking brilliant imo
 
Proy said:
Oh it’s not funny. Not funny in any way, didn’t suggest it was.

It’s clear how this week has impacted him/her. The bitterness coming through the whole post is fucking brilliant imo
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Page 10 is a gem amongst gems to be fair - I am sure none of them realise what they give us on the Caff - its so funny, so ironic and so entertaining its always worth a watch.
 
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