United Thread - 2021/22

[crazyg]

Reminds me of when Sergio had a long term injury needing an op, the argie fa didn't believe him/us and made him fly halfway around the world so one of their doctors could examine him thus making his injury worse

And the less said about Kevin de Bruyne and the cretin in charge of Belgium, the better.

 

[City Raider]

is there any other games being played in the premier league this weekend ?

the mrs was watching EastEnders on the bbc and after the duff duff they plugged the return of ronadlo only on bbc 5live tomorrow hahaha

Raducanu doing a good job of keeping him off top billing. Hopefully she wins tomorrow.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Wouldn't be surprised if Ronaldo started on the bench, then when they get their inevitable penalty, he will be allowed to be brought on to take it... not sure if that is legal, but remember where you read it first!

It doesn't matter if it is legal or not with these twats. The changing of shirt numbers mid season tells you all you need to know

 

[ray21]

The thing I’m dreading is that after tomorrow Sky will have miles of footage of the game, then ever advert Sky will be showing Ronaldo day in and day out.

 

[ray21]

Tyler arriving at O/T

 

[wolviedinho]

United have well and truly put city back in its place with the Ronaldo signing according to any media outlet.

If anything this desperate purchase only reaffirms our dominance over the scum. The Ronaldo signing bears an awful lot of resemblance to when City signed Robinho.

Ronaldo thought he was signing for City only to end up at the Scum ;)

Forever in our shadow

League championships
2011/12
2013/14
2017/18
2018/19
2020/21

“Not in my lifetime” - hahaha RAG SCUM!

 

[Bill the Blue]

Bruce will play his usual 7 - 3 - 0 formation which will look pretty solid until the 4th minute when a penalty will then be awarded to the rags against the barcode goalie for blatantly handling the ball in his own 6 yard box..

The barcode goalie will be given a straight red card for ungentlemanly conduct..

The spot kick will then be taken and re-taken until it goes in..

The camera will then pan to Bruce on the touchline who, reddened faced, will throw his hands into the air in disgust..

The swamp hoards will then sing " Brucie, Brucie give us a wave"..

He will immediately oblige and his scowl will then be replaced with a beaming smile..

All will be right with the world once again..

The barcodes will then get hammered, the rags will be installed as title favourites and the paperboy will survive a bit longer..

Fast forward to the business end of the season, the PL, FA Cup and LC will be adorned with blue ribbons and the knuckle dragging swamp dwellers will once again break into the ground which will obviously go unpunished and demand the signings of Giggs, Charlton, Scholes, Cole, Macari, Bailey, Robson, and Bebe..

Understandable really, you have to say those ***** the Glazer's (God bless 'em all) will have brought all this upon themselves..

I mean, a £billion pounds spent since they last won the league is nowhere near enough..!



WHINGING STNUC..!!

 

[wolviedinho]

Bruce will play his usual 7 - 3 - 0 formation which will look pretty solid until the 4th minute when a penalty will then be awarded to the rags against the barcode goalie for blatantly handling the ball in his own 6 yard box..

The barcode goalie will be given a straight red card for ungentlemanly conduct..

The spot kick will then be taken and re-taken until it goes in..

The camera will then pan to Bruce on the touchline who, reddened faced, will throw his hands into the air in disgust..

The swamp hoards will then sing " Brucie, Brucie give us a wave"..

He will immediately oblige and his scowl will then be replaced with a beaming smile..

All will be right with the world once again..

The barcodes will then get hammered, the rags will be installed as title favourites and the paperboy will survive a bit longer..

Fast forward to the business end of the season, the PL, FA Cup and LC will be adorned with blue ribbons and the knuckle dragging swamp dwellers will once again break into the ground which will obviously go unpunished and demand the signings of Giggs, Charlton, Scholes, Cole, Macari, Bailey, Robson, and Bebe..

Understandable really, you have to say those ***** the Glazer's (God bless 'em all) will have brought all this upon themselves..

I mean, a £billion pounds spent since they last won the league is nowhere near enough..!



WHINGING STNUC..!!

I can guarantee that you spent more time writing that post than that ball licker Bruce has on tactics against the scum. Roll over and get tickled…now there’s a good boy.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Back page of one of the chip papers
"solskjaer taunts City: they must be crazy to think Ronaldo would sign for them"

Does nobody want to tell him it was his agent with Ronaldos permission that approached us not the other way around?

Even the raggiest of rags knows this and have been relatively quiet and coy about it. This is one of those situations where your mate is making an absolute tit of himself publicly and you slowly back off to disassociate yourself from them. What a plonker.

Can't wait for their first on pitch fallout when Ronaldo throws a hissy fit at playing the kind of football relegation threatened sides play, directs it towards pogba who's upset his haircut isn't getting enough attention and rat boy penaldes throws a tantrum because he doesn't get penalties anymore and you've got the bus driver smiling to himself as its all unfolding infront of him. Its going to be magical.

 

[chaddblue]

Maybe a bit of wishful thinking.... but every time I've seen Penandes play for Portugal, with Ronaldo, he's been shite

Now the rodent thinks he's the golden boy at the swamp. He's gonna be in for a rude awakening

There may be trouble ahead