Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[yankblue]

'Valiant Liverpool overcome Fulham, poor pitch conditions to go a point ahead moneybags City in title race'

 

[oldius]

The media feed their frenzy. Within moments of his arrival, Nunez was immediately proclaimed as Haalandesque and, today, he inspired their comeback. Yesterday, Salah signing his contract could be the making of his season. Today, I chatted to a fan who said that Klopp gave every player a chance. The point's been made, but they are now only referred to as the 'Liverpool, who came so close to unheard of glory, last season'. Those who buy into this guff are the ones who climb the hill in their own way and it is that which means that ANY defeat comes with a plethora of excuses because they cannot deal with their own fallibility and certainly cannot contemplate the thought that any professional player may ever want to leave their cult.

 

[Nellies left peg]

When is Brighton away during the hosepipe ban hopefully
Just looked it up, January unfortunately it will be the cold and windy excuse then

 

[yeseye]

It gets better — Klopp blamed the draw on the “dry pitch”.

So his list of excuses for dropping points now includes:

Dry Pitch
Long Grass
Wind
Too Many Matches
Heat
Cold
Mean Opposition Players

Can’t wait to hear the next addition.

My prediction: “shorts are too tight”.

What the fuck is Shergar on about ?
The ground conditions were Good to Soft!

 

[jimharri]

When is Brighton away during the hosepipe ban hopefully
Just looked it up, January unfortunately it will be the cold and windy excuse then

Away at Chelsea in September. If you get a dry early autumn.....

 

[Nellies left peg]

What the fuck is Shergar on about ?
The ground conditions were Good to Soft!

With their hoofball style it does not matter how wet the grass is.

 

[Tb1981]

Nunez scores one and sets one up - bbc
Reality
Own goal
Miss control

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Is that to go with the long grass and wide white lines?

Or should that be Moroccan grass and Colombian white lines!

 

[yeseye]

‘We’re now heading over to the Etihad for the top of the table clash between Manchester City and Liverpool , it’s liiiiiiive’

 

[Vienna_70]

It gets better — Klopp blamed the draw on the “dry pitch”.

So his list of excuses for dropping points now includes:

Dry Pitch
Long Grass
Wind
Too Many Matches
Heat
Cold
Mean Opposition Players

Can’t wait to hear the next addition.

My prediction: “shorts are too tight”.

Not forgetting the classic, "We only had time to clear one half of the pitch of snow".