The Conservative Party/Government

[SkyBlueFlux]

I wish I had a beard so I could stroke it and nod sagely!

Lack of a beard never stopped Batman

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Jesus - they are this fucked?????

WTAF!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

WTAF!

There’s no one else left.

 

[mosssideblue]

Fuck me....

I can hear the sound of a barrel scraping.

They're at least 3 feet below the bottom of the barrel

 

[Vic]

Makes you wonder how they are going to replace these quitters, as apparently their membership is falling too.
I can see a bunch of snotty little Tory boys straight out of Oxbridge (memories of the ghastly Haig at conference) being the replacements in hundreds of constituencies, so if you doubt the level of experience and ability of the current mob, wait till you see what’s coming.

Hague was 16 so still at school. It wasn't Oxford made him like that. Quite a prophetic speech, just got the party wrong.

"half of you won't be here in 30 or 40 years' time..., but that others would have to live with consequences of a Labour Government if it stayed in power"

 

[TinFoilHat]

"So what can you bring to the role of Deputy party chairman Mr Gullis?"

" I can say all the stuff the PM can't because I'm a working class Tory. Also I do like to sound like a constipated Afghan whilst in parliament supporting the front bench."

"You've got the job."

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

There’s no one else left.

Sunak has turned into Billy Smart, and all he’s got left is clowns.

 

[mackenzie]

Never known an implosion like this is.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

They're at least 3 feet below the bottom of the barrel

Another 3 feet and we can fill in the grave.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

They're at least 3 feet below the bottom of the barrel

That scraping you hear is actually Thatcher desperately clawing on the lid of her coffin.