Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Client journalism at it's finest - he's even better than Klopp!

 

[VOOMER]

Vain Dick in the papers today questioning whether his teammates have the desire to win - is this bloke for real or what? He's been putting in half-hearted shifts for the past couple of years, what fucking right does he have to ask a question like that?
Yes, there are many in the team that have been lacklustre, disinterested and downright lazy, but he should know more than any others that he too has been going through the motions week after week.

It would be great to have a compilation video of his 'best' moments in the last 18 months or so, when he's been caught in possession, when he's played an attacker onside, or when he's totally lost his man and then saunters slowly back to his position, berating his colleagues for not doing the job he was supposed to be doing.

You're a spent force, Vain Dick. You were on your last legs a year ago and things have gotten progressively worse since. Let us hope the new man offers you another contract to stay.

No,no, NO! He is the voice of reason and those players are going to have decide who side they are on and not talk to the others.

 

[vmsuhail]

Only finished in hr top 2 three times aswell and that’s including the title

The mark of a great team is winning back-to-back titles. Klopp has not defended a single trophy he has won. Of course he came close, but when you look what they've won, it isn't super impressive like the great double or treble winning sides.

 

[vmsuhail]

Not going to gloat or say a word until we've hopefully done the business later. The word coming out of scouseland is that Klopp has actually over achieved this season.

If League Cup is over-achievement, then their standards have truly fallen.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

The mark of a great team is winning back-to-back titles. Klopp has not defended a single trophy he has won. Of course he came close, but when you look what they've won, it isn't super impressive like the great double or treble winning sides.

Despite having the " best player in the world " in every position on the
pitch !

 

[give it to gordon]

Client journalism at it's finest - he's even better than Klopp!

So going by that Slot runs his players into the ground for 2 seasons than the 3rd season is a rest.
Slot is use to dealing with a squad of unusual high asthma suffers.
Will kloop be handing over his book of excuses to Slot ?

Personally I have never heard of Slot

 

[dario2739]

So going by that Slot runs his players into the ground for 2 seasons than the 3rd season is a rest.
Slot is use to dealing with a squad of unusual high asthma suffers.
Will kloop be handing over his book of excuses to Slot ?

Personally I have never heard of Slot

Neither have the Dippers... but now he's the bestests ever ever!

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

There is no way they gonna have a parade ? they can't be that stupid right ?

Want to back that up with some cold hard cash? It won’t be a trophy parade but I’m pretty confident they’ll have a “Farewell Bingo” parade of some sort

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

How much were tickets / forgeries going for for klipperty’s farewell match?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The new Ten Hag

The slut vs ten slag