United Thread | 2025/26

[manimanc]

Progress

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

The one in Bethlehem 2000 years ago - maybe

They only had one donkey though. Bit more difficult when you have to manage 11 of them.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

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Fuck the new George Best they have the new Neymar now :)

Haven't they also got the new Gary Birtles?

 

[Vienna_70]

Haven't they also got the new Gary Birtles?

He’s fucked off to Napoli, so that he can be assisted by the Premier League's greatest ever player.

They still have the new Peter Davenport, though, in the name of Zebedee.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

And the new Gianluigi Buffon in goal.

 

[Franny 1234]

RAGS are SCUM and always will be.
The CITY is BLUE and always has been.

 

[The Mighty Marmoush]

There’s clutching at straws and then there’s this.

They fail to mention a lot of those wins were in the Europa Thursday night league lol

 

[Vienna_70]

They fail to mention a lot of those wins were in the Europa Thursday night league lol

Read it again.

AMoron won his 50th game as rags manager doesn’t mean it’s his 50th win as the rags manager.

There is a difference.

 

[remember arthur mann]

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Fuck the new George Best they have the new Neymar now :)

He'll be a smash hit at the swamp, no coaching necessary.

 

[foggy1974]

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Fuck the new George Best they have the new Neymar now :)

Hope he hasn't got a sister

 

[foggy1974]

He was a really good player for the first few seasons at Chelsea.

He seems to have regressed ever since he had his wisdom teeth out in 2021.

He’s never been the same since, but his skillset still makes him their best all round midfielder. That’s damning in itself.

He seemed a poor man's Frank Lampard for Chelsea & England. He seemed to be able to score from midfield without knowing he was on the pitch. How Chelsea got £60m with a year left on his contract was mind boggling

 

[Vienna_70]

And the new Gianluigi Buffon in goal.

Don’t you mean the latest buffoon in goal?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He seemed a poor man's Frank Lampard for Chelsea & England. He seemed to be able to score from midfield without knowing he was on the pitch. How Chelsea got £60m with a year left on his contract was mind boggling

He knows how to press. That’s alien to all other rag midfielders. That’s why he makes them better.

Fortunately, he’s forgotten everything else.

 

[Winchester]

Zirkzee that Legend
Is now wanting to leave
What a club!

 

[deegee33]

Don’t you mean the latest buffoon in goal?

I read something that said he was schmeikel in disguise.
Man, I can never keep up with their association game.

 

[pride in battle]

I had the misfortune to watch it. Amazingly the ref was not noticeable, the Rags were not great, but their new keeper actually looked quite good - came for crosses and was commanding in their box. Sunderland huffed and puffed, I think if they got a goal they may have won, but they just did not quite have the quality on the day

They missed an absolute sitter 2 min in.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

He was a really good player for the first few seasons at Chelsea.

He seems to have regressed ever since he had his wisdom teeth out in 2021.

He’s never been the same since, but his skillset still makes him their best all round midfielder. That’s damning in itself.

Tbh ve not actually watched MM play much since his chelsea days
So I'm the last person who should be measuring his success at utd.
I do not like watching utd play Football.
I rely on Bluemooners like you who post on here
I know he was highly rated,and that his career has stagnated at utd like so many other players...
I was just astounded that MM was needed to be at the mighty Sunderland..
Is mm now the David Silva if you like of utd ?
Who is mm? What's his role ?what does he do ?
I'm sort of interested now.....Is he their Saviour?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Tbh ve not actually watched MM play much since his chelsea days
So I'm the last person who should be measuring his success at utd.
I do not like watching utd play Football.
I rely on Bluemooners like you who post on here
I know he was highly rated,and that his career has stagnated at utd like so many other players...
I was just astounded that MM was needed to be at the mighty Sunderland..
Is mm now the David Silva if you like of utd ?
Who is mm? What's his role ?what does he do ?
I'm sort of interested now.....Is he their Saviour?

He is not, but he has the ability to perform in a formulaic structure, which is rare for rag players these days.

Had he not become injury prone and had no real coaching since he joined the rags, he could have been a pretty decent player.

Fortunately, he, like most of their players, can’t win on vibes.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

He is not, but he has the ability to perform in a formulaic structure, which is rare for rag players these days.

Had he not become injury prone and had no real coaching since he joined the rags, he could have been a pretty decent player.

Fortunately, he, like most of their players, can’t win on vibes.

I see that now AHT.
Coaching.
That's what's lacked.
All becoming clearer now.....he has been caught up in The Swamp.
Oh dear..
Do u think they can make a player out of him now....?
Or is he just another mu signing.whose been Swamped....

I should watch my words on here cos the last time I took the piss out of a utd player on here Rashford....I said he was a shit striker,couldn't hit a barn door..as soon as I posted that the lad went onto score 10 goals in 9 games or some other legendary feat
Let's see what Mason mouse does now; )

 

[blue b4 the moon]

They missed an absolute sitter 2 min in.

Yeah they did, I should have turned it off then but hung on until HT.