If You Were God

[BimboBob]

I'd be very nice, as I am now.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'd be very nice, as I am now.

If you don't mind sharing power we could have a good cop/bad cop deity routine which would be remarkably effective in keeping our flock in check.

 

[speccybob]

I'd be very nice, as I am now.

If you don't mind sharing power we could have a good cop/bad cop deity routine which would be remarkably effective in keeping our flock in check.

Flock off.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

camply

 

[Lancet Fluke]

By making a bearded face appear on burnt toast and making statues cry. Clearly that would be the most efficient way of communicating.

 

[bluegirl74]

How would you speak to people?

Like Brian Blessed does.

lol, this was my first thought when i read the question!

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I would project my voice from behind an old gravestone telling the local gravedigger, Peter, to kill them. Kill them all Peter. Rid the world of these abhorrent whores..

 

[jimharri]

''If''?

 

[crazyg]

''If''?

There can't be two of us.

 

[Dogtanian]

Through the medium of dance