If You Were God

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'd be very nice, as I am now.

If you don't mind sharing power we could have a good cop/bad cop deity routine which would be remarkably effective in keeping our flock in check.

It's a deal.


Which one are you?

I'm always the good cop, Bob.




At least on the outside.<br /><br />-- 18 Apr 2014, 17:09 --<br /><br />

I'd definitely be a vengeful god. I would resurrect my old music teacher just so I could call him a ****.
I'd strike dumb everyone from Essex and Merseyside and put the curse of honesty on every politician.
Then I'd make Jessica Alba suck my heavenly cock whilst Linda Ronstadt sang soothing songs in my ear.
I'd also make GDM's coat sentient so it could play hide and seek with him every time he took it off.
Eating curry would become a sin.
I'd give the gpc at least another 20 years of life so he can watch our rise.

If your power crazed reign of terror as a mod is anything to go by, 'vengeful' doesn't even scratch the surface.

 

[talkativesprout]

I would speak to my, making Humans tutor and my human biology tutor, since my first batch turned out horrid, then I failed to drown all the nasty little bastards

 

[bobmcfc]

I would be like this guy


Exactly

 

[stony]

If you don't mind sharing power we could have a good cop/bad cop deity routine which would be remarkably effective in keeping our flock in check.

It's a deal.


Which one are you?

I'm always the good cop, Bob.




At least on the outside.

-- 18 Apr 2014, 17:09 --

I'd definitely be a vengeful god. I would resurrect my old music teacher just so I could call him a ****.
I'd strike dumb everyone from Essex and Merseyside and put the curse of honesty on every politician.
Then I'd make Jessica Alba suck my heavenly cock whilst Linda Ronstadt sang soothing songs in my ear.
I'd also make GDM's coat sentient so it could play hide and seek with him every time he took it off.
Eating curry would become a sin.
I'd give the gpc at least another 20 years of life so he can watch our rise.

If your power crazed reign of terror as a mod is anything to go by, 'vengeful' doesn't even scratch the surface.

Notes: Plan for GDM when godhood has been attained, a plague of gum boils and 40 days and nights of shitting hedgehogs.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

It's a deal.


Which one are you?

I'm always the good cop, Bob.




At least on the outside.

-- 18 Apr 2014, 17:09 --

I'd definitely be a vengeful god. I would resurrect my old music teacher just so I could call him a ****.
I'd strike dumb everyone from Essex and Merseyside and put the curse of honesty on every politician.
Then I'd make Jessica Alba suck my heavenly cock whilst Linda Ronstadt sang soothing songs in my ear.
I'd also make GDM's coat sentient so it could play hide and seek with him every time he took it off.
Eating curry would become a sin.
I'd give the gpc at least another 20 years of life so he can watch our rise.

If your power crazed reign of terror as a mod is anything to go by, 'vengeful' doesn't even scratch the surface.

Notes: Plan for GDM when godhood has been attained, a plague of gum boils and 40 days and nights of shitting hedgehogs.

Please add "hate fueled" to my previous post.

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

I would do better.

Those children wouldn't have drowned when that Ferry capsized off South Korea for a start. Nasri wouldn't have missed from five yards out neither.

 

[Dogtanian]

I would be like this guy


Exactly

Isn't he death?

 

[aguero93:20]

Through Merlin's left boot.
Guess what?

 

[stony]

I'm always the good cop, Bob.




At least on the outside.

-- 18 Apr 2014, 17:09 --


If your power crazed reign of terror as a mod is anything to go by, 'vengeful' doesn't even scratch the surface.

Notes: Plan for GDM when godhood has been attained, a plague of gum boils and 40 days and nights of shitting hedgehogs.

Please add "hate fueled" to my previous post.

I would smite down upon anyone who has pissed me off. That twat in the micra yesterday, doing 27mph down a road with the national speed limit and adding at least ten minutes to my journey would be a smoking ruin by now.

 

[Bill]

there is no god but if there was and i had his fabled powers i'd have a field day.