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Has bruno used the nandos peri peri hot sauce instead of lube, Rasmus?

Shouldn't that headline read "the start of a new error". Papering over the extremely large cracks that's all. Give it a month or so then it'll be Sir Tax Dodging Jim out.

The latest slimming trend is go to Old Trafford, buy a burger, pie and a hot dog, eat them and bingo, shit off 6 stone in body weight in no time

The guy went to an ESN school. He couldn't even spell cat even if you put the c and t and dotted the a.

That's an insult to pillocks.

What a balloon head. Sadly, I know him as well. Mard arse of the highest order

I bet he's spontaneously combusted by now the balloon head.

Can somebody do a welfare check on Mark Goldbridge and Andy Tate please. These two poor chaps must be at the end of their tether right now. We can't afford to lose comedy gold like these 2 clowns.

Just over 25 years ago City lost 2-1 at York City in a 3rd division match. Undoubtedly the lowest point in our history. Oh how the United, Liverpool and Arsenal fans laughed and took the piss out of "lickle Citeh" like a big bully of a brother teasing his younger sibling. Times were dark, there...

Mary Twerps

I'm sure Granada TV were threatened with legal action if the allegations were aired on TV.

Just a little item I come across about how bent Louis Edwards chairmanship of United was. Remember this was well before the Internet era, no emails to be hacked and doctored. Only investigative journalism here. "An investigation by the Granada Television/ITV investigative journalism series...

Bang on. My dad worked at Louis Edwards meat factory and said the meat they used for schools was nothing short of rancid and the tinned meat sold in supermarkets wasn't fit for either dog or cat food. They has no problems with staff pilfering from there as anyone who worked there would never eat...

"I have taken on Jerry St. Clair as assistant manager, Kenny Senior as press officer, Ray Von as match day announcer, Max and Paddy as coaches and Young Kenny as promotions manager. With this backroom staff we'll have United back where it belongs"

Mark Goldbridge, the gift that just keeps giving. Pure comedy gold along with that fat plonker Andy Tate.

Thank you. Bow taken.

And now the old Mentality Monsters nickname is being used for Liverpool Their mentality is inflate their ego when winning and blame losing on corruption and poor refereeing. Typical of the ashamed of nothing, offended by everything, victimised, self entitled, bin dipping bastards.

Now if it had been Rodri on a Luton player, the red card would have sprung up quicker than a jack in a box with a rocket up its arse

I know Andy Tate and what he knows about football you could write on the back of a postage stamp and still have room to write a novel. Pure comedy gold.