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Yeah to be fair my anxiety is probably based on an economy Virgin Atlantic flight full of teething babies.

Just looking at how long that flight takes is winding me up, he must be so fucking bored!

Mido I think?

Do we know that Lionel is in Barcelona? Would he not have been on Holiday, possibly in Florida, then pick up his old fella to come back this way? Be funny if this is the case and that daft twat on Sky sports has been stood outside his house for a week!

It would have to turn his head far enough to disengage his brain. I'd like to think that even if Gabby was deemed surplus, we would do more for him than throw him aboard a rapidly sinking ship. Gabby is an important player for us, and in any case, deserves better.

+ 1 year, but he can leave after the two years either for free or in a deal totalling £200m.

I know that, but makes it unlikely he will be ready to play against wolves. More worrying is Pep, who's taking training?

Will he not be required to quarantine for 14 days on arrival, same with Pep who appears to still be in Barcelona?

This is how religions start, absolutely terrifying!

I imagine if Klopps head exploded it would reveal a little person inside in a chair with a joystick controlling each and every gurn and fist pump.

I don't think the Worlds candle stocks could handle it.

You are Fred Elliott and i claim my £5.

I think signing Messi will bring out the boy in many of us, every week is going to feel like being six and seeing my mate Gio for the first time again!!

About Midday. Then at 13.30 he goes to the gym for FIVE hours!!!

ok lol

More likely won't than can't.

And... How many spare pairs of underpants should i take to the match with me?

Give this one a go, mayonnaise and pickles. Thank me later!

Jesus! I've not had a corned dog and red sauce butty for yonks, off to Tesco, you're an inspiration!

Hasn't it been said that the final straw was Koeman telling him his privileges are over? Unless he is resigning too lol