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Someone I worked with years ago had to go to A&E after 'losing' his foreskin whilst shagging his bird. Still makes me cringe thinking about it.

Used to hear this said about the Smiths, and I didn't agree with it then either. Coldplay are class.

Jesus, I think I'm going to be sick.

I agree - the 70s ones were top. I still record them when they rerun them. The whole thing was mint, the mac, the car, that fucking ridiculous dog he had - top drawer.

Pretty much every time I have watched RM this season (admittedly not loads of games), Di Maria has stood out as one of their best players. He is a bit of a diving twat, but he is a strong player. Could definitely do a job for us, and I wouldn't want to see him end up at Liverpool

Firstly, I must thank whoever it was that posted a link to this thread in the Sanchez thread in the Transfer Forum yesterday - I have been in tears of laughter at some of the tales in here. My story doesn’t involve me (thank Christ), but a fella I was at University with back in the 90s. He was...

He is an average manager, and a snake - I'm not surprised Villa fans are going ballistic over the prospect of him turning up there. I don't have a lot of time for B'ham, but McLeish has shit on them - gets them relegated, walks away when the prospect of a bigger job comes along and tries to...

---------------Hart Zabaleta Kompany Lescott Kolarov --------- Yaya De Jong SWP------- Silva -------- AJ ------------- Dzeko My choice - fat chance RM will go with this, though. This assumes Tevez and Micah are out - both would start if fit, for AK and Dzeko.

Hard to disagree with this. The only one I think you have been a bit generous with is Boyata - I thought he had a shocker. Constantly caught out of position, gave the ball away, caught in possession - I thought he was worse than Kolarov, despite the shit AK has been getting on here tonight.

I'm sure they will let Rooney know asap if it 'good' news, but they will probably want to handle the timing of the public announcement carefully, as there will most likely be a backlash if the ban is reduced/overturned.

I don't get this - I would prefer him not to play, as this would improve our chances of winning. Having an excuse will be cold comfort for the rags if we do them next weekend - the result is all that matters.

I gather the rags will be told the decision today, and will then have to decide whether to tell the fat headed chump before tonight's game. Out of 'respect', the FA will not publicly announce the decision until tonight's game is out of the way - maybe late tonight, maybe tomorrow. For the...

I agree - play him behind the striker(s) and let him go where he wants, left or right. It's harder for him to do this if he starts out wide.

May be, but when has Yaya played shite? Going forward and not holding. AJ does ok on the right, but if we want crosses for Dzeko (which is why we bought him), surely he should be on the left. Have we even tried this since Dzeko arrived? As for Milner and Silva, I accept that they can play in...

For me, Milner is a central midfielder, Yaya a holding midfielder, and AJ a left winger. Silva should also (ideally) be played centrally, not out wide, but he is obviously good enough to play there. How many times have these 4 been played in these positions?

Re: Dzeko I'd go for 'harsh, and total bollocks'. Dzeko is a very good player, and when RM sorts his system and tactics out, he will deliver. Dzeko's performances are a sympton, not the cause of our problems, and it is a joke that some on here are suggesting he is a dud.

May be, and perhaps that is what they will go for. I'm not saying RM should go. Sticking with the right manager makes sense, sticking with someone you're not 100% sure about is a big gamble in our position.

Given the investment and expectations at the club, RM has to earn himself more time - not by winning trophies this year, but by convincing the owners (and us) that he is taking us forward. I confess I am starting to doubt this - his tactics and constant playing of players out of position is...

Relax. As others have pointed out, Spuds have dropped 7 points in the last 3 games, and their run in is tougher than ours - Chelsea, L'pool and us away, Arse at home. As for form, we're struggling just now, although I didn't think we were as poor yesterday as others on here, but we will have...

Agreed. Slight chance that Balo will still be here, but I doubt it.