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As it turns out i'm 'not very posh', But I always get out of the bath if I need to piss, I thought this made me a posh person! Bit disappointed to be honest.

Cheers Pam, I have not heard that before, I think Tim Minchin does the anti-religious songs the best.

Consistent and quick rice: Place a mug of rice into bowl. Use same mug and add x2 mugs of boiling water to the bowl of rice. Microwave the bowl on max power for 12 minutes. Dish up your perfect rice. The above is a basic start but you may add to this and the beauty of microwaving the rice...

.............You realise you would quite like to shag the Prime Ministers wife.

Poached Pear and Black Pudding. Yum Yum!

Me and the Mrs went Last February, bloody cold but worth it. The best and cheapest public transport system I have used, food and beer very reasonable, but they like their fatty stews and don’t seem to bother with vegetables much. Keeping in touch with the premiership is obviously not a problem...

I had the same experience, it turned out to be a beautiful day as I was crapping myself about a lump in my sack, however, just in case I got the doc who looked like Sandra Bullock at my surgery I had a trim down below and bingo, there she was in the waiting room calling my name. Unfortunately...

Gnome data rep, very dull, (Gas turbine not garden Gnome).

Joey Barton gets everywhere, lucky bastard.

J2PE this J2PE that, any time J2PE can get a mention in an e-mail or round a conference table then let’s have it. J2PE = Journey to process excellence. Apparently this is a journey I’m on!

Out of all the Sci-Fi films I’ve watched I think ‘Blade Runner’ is the most likely to come to fruition. Just think what will be available 4 or 5 hundred years from now. Maybe the perfect woman? Get bored just trade her in, or maybe have a selection of different heads and voices. Just think...

I persevered through the opening post waiting for the punch line I was sure was coming. Anyone got one?

Nice one, every drug dealer in the country is relying on your stance. A probation funded at the tax payers millions and for what, is there a town in the country where drugs are not available for anyone who wants them? Does it being illegal work anywhere?

I like your post, it’s honest and makes me appreciate how lucky I am to live where I live. The recent drugs thread on here asking people what drugs they have tried was/is an interesting read. I myself have only ever indulged in caffeine and alcohol and have no inclination to dabble in anything...

Harsh lads, very harsh!

This thread was developing nicely, on the positive side saved myself a couple of tissues!

I thought I once watched some smart arse on the telly banging on about time travel. He said that it was accepted that it would not be possible to travel back in time beyond the time when the time machine was invented as it would de-construct around you. So time travel from the point of time...

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If you stay near Helston or Portleven you can easily get to Flambards, Helford, Kynance cove (a must a low tide). This is a great site I have used before. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.cornishcottageholidays.co.uk/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return...

what about those taxpayers who have worked all their lives then get made redundant and have more than 2 children already? People who have already got two children would still be paid that is why I said 16 years and 9 months from today. How many possible future scientists, mathematicians and...