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I got stuck at Sheffield once. No drama though. Got in the tap and waited for the missus to pick me up.

It’s not exactly Joe Westerman levels is it!

Tears in my eyes clapping today. And the City chant afterwards just made it perfect. Even though I was a bit choked and couldn’t get it out at first. RIP little blue. I hope we did you proud x

Dutch nuns? I think I’ve seen that film

Can you hear me calling, out your name. Coz we’re man city and we’re on the piss again Somethings happening, happening to me.. Spent all my money on drugs and city Awooooooooooooo I’ll follow you everywhere Talent on and off the pitch lads!

Gundo is unplayable in that kind of mood. Foden a very close second, good to see him back. Hope this gives him a boost and he gets a run in the team for a bit

Cannot imagine what the parents are going through. Awful, heartbreaking news. I hope the family know how much support they’ve got from their extended blue family. RIP little one.

Can’t wait for UEFA to say they did look at it even though it has been confirmed they didn’t

Even Peter Walton. Even Peter Fucking Walton.

How many times did we look like breaking away today? Loads. We should be breaking, quick look up, where’s blondie, there he is, bosh, run onto that fella. But we don’t, we break and stop and turn round and pass it back.

So pattacake pattacake with the ball is fine now

Ha ha you can tick them off through the games

Erm sure that Jake wanker presenting has just asked ‘where is the aggressive Leipzig we expected. It has to be better’ and then ‘the home fans are trying their best to get their team into it’ or something similar. He’s desperate for this ‘really good’ Leipzig to get back into it.

This threads taken a bit of a turn. Almost McCarthyism-esque!

Any chance of the club putting in an objection? Something City Matters could raise?

Well done to all the blues who travelled yesterday. I don’t know how you did it but, according to Forest fans on Twatter you were simultaneously the best, noisiest away fans all season and the worst, quietest ones. Fucking weirdos.

There’s still a lot of football to be played yet blues. Today didn’t go our way and we should have been more clinical. How many times have we said that though? And we still top the goal scoring tables season after season. The one shot one goal thing is a problem that needs addressing, maybe...

Jorginho had winked at Haaland after the pen. I’d like to think it was a dig.

This pissed me off so fucking much

It’s all made up