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Didn’t he have a brother called Chris?

There was a young man from Dundee Who was stung the neck by a wasp When then asked if it hurt He said not not at all It can do it again if he likes

Can we get back to this being a joke thread??

Fun Lovin Criminals

Mama Cass from the Mamas and the Papas and Keith Moon from The Who died 4 years apart from each other. Both were 32 when they died. They both died in the same apartment in Mayfair which was owned by Harry Nillson

I heard it through the grapevine - Marvin Gaye

Wonder if they will be wearing black armbands tonight??

Escape to Victory is on ITV4+1 Will be a much better game with quality players

Teachers in Tameside - TiTs

Airlines: BA - bloody awful TWA - try walking across QANTAS - quite a nice time above Sydney TAP - take another plane GARUDA - good and ready until delayed again LUFTHANSA - let us xxxx the host/hostess and not say anything

They Shall Not Grow Old It’s a docu film of WW1..no holds barred, graphic and totally watchable. The whole film is made up of actual footage, nothing made up or invented

if you just want to stop for a brew and a snack there is a place just off the old market called the Gallery tea rooms which is run by a blue

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some famous lefties: KdB Ederson Bernardo Silva . anyone care to add

Three ways to get to a rightie: Left handed ticks Left handed scissors Give them a left handed ruler

Open your loft hatch and keep it open until the temps cool down

and the ref fist bumped a Chelsea player at the end of the half...hmmm

Trent

Finally, something worse than our performance today..... the dross that bbc have put on after it......utter garbage. whatever happened to Summertime Special??

Mendy = gash Sterling = gasher Peps use of our subs = gashest