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You mean your insurance company did. (Assuming you were insured of course) :)

I saw Bert play several times and went to his testimonial at Maine Road in 1964. At the end of the game, he came over the tannoy and thanked all the people of Manchester who had been so kind to him.

Keep going. I need to see 100 replies from different people before I can feed the results into my computer, this experiment is being conducted with experts from the mathematical facility at Manchester University. At the end, I'll post up the findings on a separate thread.

OK, now please read this before proceeding, because it is VERY IMPORTANT. I am conducting a scientific experiment, which I have been working on for several weeks, the rules are quite simple:- 1)... Toss a coin once, and post your result simply Heads or Tails. 2)... This is the most important...

Hamburg thirty years ago.

Huge Simply Red fan, must have seen them twenty times. Yes, he's a rag and can be a bit of a knob at times, but he is a great songwriter and has a fantastic voice. Denton's finest.

Yes, I can't disagree with that. Looking on the bright side we won the league in 1968-9 and I used to think Terry Cooper was ace. It was a blip after going to Maine Road since 1961.

Kids exhibition (Gruffalo etc) and huge exhibition of LS Lowry's paintings (FREE) at The Lowry in Salford Quays. Went yesterday. Book online free.

For anyone saying they would stop going, or start supporting another club you are a disgrace and should give your fucking head a wobble. (I started supporting Leeds for eighteen months after we failed to "terrify Europe" in 1968, but then I came to my senses...lol!)

Stalybridge?

I bet you're a bundle of fun at parties.

Not going to happen as we are totally innocent of all these trumped up charges. Calm down everyone.

I was in a bank needing to sign a form, so I said the the cashier:- "Have you got a pen handy?" He said "My names not Andy"

A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off. A homeless man walks up to her. She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!" He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we...