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Oh no Not the GREEEEEEEEEEEEN LIGHT !!!!!!!

I think it’s three hours late when you land , not take off It has something to do with when the doors are opened . We flew into Pisa earlier this year and I’m positive they opened the doors before the stairs were in place as we were literally on the cusp of the 3 hours .

“If it had got to him “ FFS

I had the one on my shoulders removed . Not according to the wife , obviously

Lord Pannicks petty cash drawer .

Why bother with the flight too . Just put in a green hat and ginger wig and stay at home . Bargain

You know those flying ant things on flying ant day ? I was setting the table in the garden for outside tea when I saw the ground ‘move’ It was actually mental. Lots of little running ants and then this crazy swarm of flying ants coming from the ground. Literally thousands of them . Like a true...

Not even close That fucking parasite openly goaded City fans about his wages and contract .

Both of them , apparently.

It’s easier just to hate everybody the same mate .

I was sat next to a kid from Dublin at the Stoke FA Cup Final . He was maybe 19 or 20 at the time . I asked him “ Why City”, to which he replied about his school being full of fans of the 2 red cheeks of the same arse . This boy got it and I still think back every now and again of him...

So, this Rodri bloke ? Is he any good ? How much will he cost ? Is he better than what we’ve got ? Sort it out Cheeky ffs.

34 beers !! Bravo sir .

You need to copy and paste this for every match day thread next season mate .

Liar

Does that mean I’ve got a split personality then cos I tick both boxes .

I’ve seen them at The Etihad . Fucking amazing

And Foden

“They” And it’s a micropenis , thank you very much

Going to get the settee out of the front room and put it on the path to watch the world go by