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The sun is over the yardarm somewhere mate, crack that beer open.

Longer white sticks?

I just ordered a 25 pint brew in the bag beer kit now I know that's not essential but I ordered it anyway ........... Wait scrub that its totally essential

Yeah but no excuse for James being shite

James when supporting the Courteeners at Heaton Park last year was absolute dog shit

Yes

Unless you are Douglas Bader go for a walk

Easier to have a gin and tonic and more fun

Tonight after all the Spoons close

I know but it seems to be the in thing to slag him off

Once bought a couple of crushed Paracetamol for £15 in Hippos thinking it was an E bomb, didn't dance all night tho no headache in the morning.

Think I might have shouted it a couple of times when he brought Mahrez on

Fuck off baldie ;-)

Shirley you could knock up some fried chicken

I need to pick up some celery smoked salmon and bangles later I'm hoping to god its not all sold out #frustratedfromlangley

Are you saying it won't be covid 19 forever, pull yourself together

You are Hong Kong Phooey and I claim my £5

Not having to wank in this sock, it's getting a bit crusty now and chafing my bell end. Oh the luxury of toilet roll.

Isn't profiteering illegal in this country

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