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That's a bit unfair mate. I got tired of it by Thursday.

He's certainly let me down.

As long as you like steps.

How is the dogging going mate?

No shit!

Hes a weird one...met him a few times, he used to knock about a bit with a mate a few years back, was giving it billy big nuts in his stupid hats back then. He is a furniture restorer though. Used to do a lot of upcycling for charities etc etc so he's not all bad. The ****.

Wanking doesn't count as sex does it?

Of course you can. Sally's mate though...

I have a few female friends my Wife knows about that aren't in her social group. If I say I'm off for a pint with Sally and her mates she cares not a jot. I'm totally open about it. That's the trick. Sally is a looker and worked for me for 10 years. Never crossed my mind to try and 'jump her...

What's his name?

I've just checked. 7 petrol stations within 5 miles of my house. 8 charging points. Not stations, points. Population within 5 miles is around 10,000. Seeing as we are at around 50% cars to population that's 5000 cars, give or take. For 8 charging points. But wait, I think I read somewhere that a...

55k for a car? Out of reach for most people. 2nd hand battery? Wouldn't touch a 2nd hand electric car with a bargepole. No matter how cheap. One day you are going to have to get rid/ bury it somewhere. That won't be cheap.

More of a "I'm awake let's type shit" response in my head. Thanks for the pick.

Recovery isn't really an option with terminal cancer, it will get me one day, but then so can a lot of other things. Busses, exes, etc etc. Best to ignore it and carry on with life. Much easier that way. But thanks for the sentiment.

I thought it was a hitchhikers thing.

I said housands. Therefore I win...:) Mate, let it go. There's really no need to quote posts from weeks ago to prove a very small point. I was wrong, I admit that quite easily. Pedantry can only be funny up to a point. Really no need.