Haaland, Haaland,
Every shot goes in the net,
Keepers got no answers yet.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!
Haaland, Haaland,
Born and bred inside a lab,
Optimized for playing fab.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!
Sorry to harp on about this, but I just noticed that Wikipedia for some reason has a different phonetic spelling of "Haaland" on the English, German and Norwegian language pages for Erling Haaland. Not sure what's up with that.
The Norwegian wiki page has it as: ˈhɔːlɑːnd. Go figure.
Neither is entirely accurate and the difference is admittedly minor, but I think "Hawland" is probably the nearest English equivalent.
"Horland": hɔːʳlænd
"Hawland": hɔːlænd
Håland/Haaland: hôːlɑn
Btw, I'm from Erling's neck of the woods. I even worked with Alf-Inge's little sister for a...
He has taken 27 penalties so far in his professional career, scoring 25 goals and missing two. His penalty conversion rate is thus a fairly decent 92.59%.
source: https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/erling-haaland/elfmetertore/spieler/418560
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