A song for Erling...

Haaland, Haaland,
Every shot goes in the net,
Keepers got no answers yet.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Born and bred inside a lab,
Optimized for playing fab.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!
 
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Haaland, Haaland,
Every shot goes in the net,
Klopp has got no answer yet.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Born and bred inside a lab,
Optimized for playing fab.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Every shot goes in the net,
keepers got no answer yet.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Born and bred inside a lab,
Optimized for playing fab.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!
ive deleted two words and added one , fuck klop being immortalised in erls song :)
 
To The Laughing Policeman

Oooooowwwww
Erling Haaland's magic, he's City through and through
His Dad's a blue and he's a blue, they hate United too
He didn't sign for Real Madrid or Munich coz they're shite
He signed for super City coz we're dyna fucking mite

Apologies to Kevin Horlock...;-)
 

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