A song for Erling...

[supersonicblue]

He’s Norwegian
He’s only here for one reason
Because he’s off to Madrid next season
He’s Erling Haaland

She’s Electric-Oasis

 

[kit's blue]

To the tune of we will rock you by queen.

Erling , Erling Haaland .
Clap clap clap clap

 

[cinnamon]

Haaland, Haaland,
Every shot goes in the net,
Keepers got no answers yet.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Born and bred inside a lab,
Optimized for playing fab.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I’d like to think we could come up with something great made for him given his stature. No reason why they can’t be more than one

He’s one of our own
He's one of our own
Erling Haaland,
He‘s one of our own.

Something like that? ;-)

 

[Sir peace frog]

Haaland, Haaland,
Every shot goes in the net,
Klopp has got no answer yet.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Born and bred inside a lab,
Optimized for playing fab.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Every shot goes in the net,
keepers got no answer yet.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

Haaland, Haaland,
Born and bred inside a lab,
Optimized for playing fab.
Ha Ha Ha Haaland. Hey!

ive deleted two words and added one , fuck klop being immortalised in erls song :)

 

[Didsbury Dave]

To The Laughing Policeman

Oooooowwwww
Erling Haaland's magic, he's City through and through
His Dad's a blue and he's a blue, they hate United too
He didn't sign for Real Madrid or Munich coz they're shite
He signed for super City coz we're dyna fucking mite

Apologies to Kevin Horlock...;-)

 

[mcfc96]

I reckon there's a Dolly Parton - Jolene type song in there for 'Erling'

I'll get my coat

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

There’s only one songHaaland Haaland Der Der Der Der Der Derrrrrr

 

[Sir peace frog]

I reckon there's a Dolly Parton - Jolene type song in there for 'Erling'

I'll get my coat

erling
erling
erling eeeerrrrllllinnnng
please dont go to real madrid

yes, get your fucking coat ,hahaha

 

[Sir peace frog]

he shot he missed he must be fucking pissed haaland haaland