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there's no need to insult me

in french there's no real equivalent word for the english word fuck. "fuck" gets translated as "putain" but that means summat more like "whore".

it tricked me into following the link to that bunch of cunts website. had to delete all my cookies and start again.

i don't think it's considered okay to say puffs any more in case someone is offended. pooves is the correct vernacular.

can anyone guess this one?.. wow! bam! my cat, splash, lying on my bed ate her tongue drinking in my whisky. as for me, slept little, emptied, bullied i had to sleep in the gutter, where i had a flash (hoo-hoo-oo-oo!) in four colours come on! one morning a sweetheart came to my house...

has copperhead been sending you links?

standing on a beach with a gun in my hand staring at the sea staring at the sand

Als sie dich hängen steht die Sonne hoch

then he and i have one thing in common.

how can you get your own car on the drive if you have a spike strip?

i don't doubt you, it's just hearing it with his scottish accent moved me immensely at the time and i still adore it

when i was a young man i carried me pack and i lived the free life of a rover (to be clear, i'm talking about the version by The Skids)

women on the tram doing that strange thing were they appear to be eating the inside of their own cheek. it's very unattractive.

it was a beautiful day and the sun was shining high, not a cloud up above, it was a good day to die.

people who say to other people they are going to commit suicide, in advance of it, generally don't go though with it. if you are genuinely planning to kill yourself you just go ahead with it.

"time is the single most precious commodity in the universe" (prof. cox) and yet people waste so much of it on bluemoon. "what fools we are to squander our lives as if we were immortal" (guy de maupassant) what fools we are. "waste your money and you're only out of money. waste your time...

we've all got something wrong with us.

the reason we see stars is because the brain has momentarily been deprived of oxygen.

my lip bleeds in remembrance of you

a wise woman once said fuck this shit and she lived happily ever after. (i saw that quote on the bookmark of someone reading on the tram. not sure where it's from.)