Bigg Bigg Blue
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So who was it that made sure I was safe then ?
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Things people do that annoy you.
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Bigg Bigg Blue
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It's a good job I was there to look after him, he was a mess on the goodness of my heartI knew when i left you the pair of you would get wrecked , a good weekend adventure for you down sarf
blue moony
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Breathe
Marklr
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Leave dog shit bags around the woods. Why bag it if you're not gonna bin it?
MCFC Wirral
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Three seater bench at the station. Lady sits in the middle seat, handbag on one seat and carrier bag on the other. You bet I wanted to sit down.
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I always say excuse me do you mind if I sit here.Three seater bench at the station. Lady sits in the middle seat, handbag on one seat and carrier bag on the other. You bet I wanted to sit down.
One of life's little pleasures getting them to give up a seat.
Handbags on a train seat my favourite.
bluefish
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People who lick their fingers after eating....KFC, Chinese etc.
'Keep your fingers out of your mouth ' my mum used to say,and with good reason.
'Keep your fingers out of your mouth ' my mum used to say,and with good reason.
I thought that was your bum ?People who lick their fingers after eating....KFC, Chinese etc.
'Keep your fingers out of your mouth ' my mum used to say,and with good reason.
Barcon
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Use my driveway to do a three point turn.
The ones that do it at night and don't turn off their headlights are even bigger cunts as I live in a bungalow and the bedroom is at the end of the driveway.
I've been thinking about getting some kind of spike strip or a moat full of sharks.
The ones that do it at night and don't turn off their headlights are even bigger cunts as I live in a bungalow and the bedroom is at the end of the driveway.
I've been thinking about getting some kind of spike strip or a moat full of sharks.
quincunx
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women on the tram doing that strange thing were they appear to be eating the inside of their own cheek.
it's very unattractive.
it's very unattractive.
Spike strip. Then when they get out the car to look at the puncture, shoot them. Claim you thought they were robbers.Use my driveway to do a three point turn.
The ones that do it at night and don't turn off their headlights are even bigger cunts as I live in a bungalow and the bedroom is at the end of the driveway.
I've been thinking about getting some kind of spike strip or a moat full of sharks.
Full of good ideas and advice me.
jimharri
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You obviously live in a not very "des res" neighbourhood!Spike strip. Then when they get out the car to look at the puncture, shoot them. Claim you thought they were robbers.
Full of good ideas and advice me.
quincunx
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how can you get your own car on the drive if you have a spike strip?Spike strip. Then when they get out the car to look at the puncture, shoot them. Claim you thought they were robbers.
Full of good ideas and advice me.
Barcon
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He drives a horse and buggy.how can you get your own car on the drive if you have a spike strip?
quincunx
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then he and i have one thing in common.He drives a horse and buggy.
Fuck, hadn't thought of that.how can you get your own car on the drive if you have a spike strip?
Barky, hold on the spike thingy there is a slight and I stress, a slight flaw in YOUR (not my) plan.
Has he trained the horse to leap over the spikes ?He drives a horse and buggy.
We need to know.