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Not hard to make a curry but hard to make a really good one!

Why do I get the impression that this thread has been derailed?

Christ on a bike mate! As Chicago Blue very eloquently pointed out earlier, you don't need to be an 'intellectual' to understand the fundamental issues or, indeed, to arrive at a decision based purely on a moral and ethical grounds. It's just counting! There are none so blind as those who will...

Fuck yeah!

Ha, very good mate. Saw what you did there.

That'll be 'grey' then presumably. ; )

We can dream.

Oh brilliant sir. You win the internet today.

Yep (as it whistles over someone's head). ; )

Whoosh!

Yeah, fucking politicians, threatening our right to put a wash on when we want. Mark my words, that bastard Starmer, he'll be taxing it soon!

Wilfried Saha was the first PL player not to 'take the knee' around three years ago, preferring, as he put it, to 'stand tall'. Whatever view you have on Saha, I felt at the time that he deserved real credit for refusing to be influenced by the widespread groupthink that sought to dictate how...

With tits like that, it must have been Shirley... surely!

I recall a former girlfriend's brother doing exactly this as a teenager. Having failed to free himself, he was obliged to tell his parents whereupon his dad drove him to A&E with a blanket over his lap. Following triage, a doctor eventually appeared carrying a pair of pliers and instructed him...

Have you been watching live updates? Widespread devastation, three million without electricity and numerous deaths reported. How bad would you like it to be? It's worth adding that worst case scenario planning based on the best information available at the time is not crying wolf but responsible...

Whoosh! 'Berth' surely. Dare I say, "That joke isn't funny anymore"?

What the hell is a 'double birth' home? Is it some strange local tax whereby you're charged extra dependent on the number of babies in the household? ; )

Mobile home MES? What's mobile about it? The only way that structure is moving is if Hurricane Milton blows it into the Atlantic!

That'll be the same Alan Davies who, in 2007, bit a homeless man's ear in a drunken rant. Best described in the following extract from the Guardian's account at the time. The details are still woolly, but it seems that Davies had been so upset and emotional attending the funeral of BBC producer...

I've stayed in Turin numerous times on the return leg after skiing in the Piedmont region of north west Italy and can confirm that temperatures are likely to be pretty low in December averaging well below 10c during the day and significantly lower at night. I'd take that extra layer blues!