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Damn right! But if you're a dullard you'll find anywhere dull

Remind us again, which restaurant do you work at?

You are Sid Viscious and I claim my £50

Football commentators who say ".....kicking from left to right" Not if you're on the other side of the f***kin' pitch the're not ... then they are kicking from right to left You try to count how many times they say this Absolutely 'kin pointless, should have salary deducted for wasting the...

Smuggled in by Stones and Walker Can't imagine any other squad member drink tea, Foden and Garcia still on milk

Tommy Booth in Middleton Building Society in about '72. I rememeber it was snowy outside and I guess he was just putting cash in when I spied him through the window. He was a Middleton kid

This is how I think it will pan out Mendy will play, Jesus and Serg up top We'll score with shots from outside the area from low pulled back crosses Thats why Mahrez will play (left foot shot off cross from the left) and Kev and Ilkay right foot shots from crosses from Kyle. Jesus and Sergi are...

One still available Colin Bell level 3 Meet at ground £30 pm me

I live in a village about 9 miles inland from Whitby but born Moston and family still lives north M/cr. I guess what I would say that like most things its never a win/win/win situation. Decent quality jobs are few and far between, so if your kids go to Uni they don't come back. Its a long way...

Turns my stomache Spent 40 married years with my missus trying to smuggle it onto my butties to prove I point that I'm mistaken

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=there%27s+a+guy+works+down+the+chip+shop+swears+he%27s+elvis+ Theres a guy works down our chip shop swears he's Elvis - Kirsty McCall

One available Colin Bell level 3 , on about half way line. Meet at ground Face value £30.00 pm me

'Badges ...? We don't need no stinking badges!!!' Treasure of Seirra Madre Its got embarrassing now, any time somebody says 'Here's your badges' at any event whatsoever I can't help but retort '..... Well, you guess

Wasn't so much Mr Nice Guy last week when Kev was in about three acres of space in front of goal and Gabby chose to blast it straight at the keeper.

Man Yoo are also awful at the moment. That didn't go according to plan - now did it?

What you saying, - Harry's into Kates pants? Treason sir, and you shall be hearing from HM's lawyers

Just watching MOTD2 and never noticed before - Brentan is an absolute midget! Looks like Prince Faquar off Shrek! Or is that sizest and unacceptable - never know these days

The point about Party Wall surveyors is they protect your interests but the person wanting the work done pays the fees, by law. Whats to lose? Go now!

Some of the haters on here must be a bit crimson! Gundog off the post to Mahrez 1-0! Mahrez dances through, threads to Gundog 2-0! Now whose heart is dropping to see those two on the team sheet?

So, Mario is playing. Check this out for left field Currently on a road trip through New England with my daughter who has been doing Camp America. Stopped at a tiny place called Killington and went to a diner but didn't fancy anything so was going to leave. Waitress came up and says 'no worries...