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You can keep an eye on the weather with the Co-op Live cam https://www.cooplive.com/the-arena

Top of the Deloitte Football Money League, you'll never sing that.

Little Feat - Red Streamliner

A beautiful lady sitting next to a man in a coffee shop. Lady: Hmmm.. You smell great. What do you have on? Guy: A raging hard on, but I didn't know you could smell it.

Write a play and submit it in a competition, such as https://37plays.co.uk/.

Buy some acrylic paint, brushes, pallet knives and a canvas and have a go at abstract art. The good thing is you don't have to be 'good at art' to have a go and you might end up with some pleasing results. There are a lot of youtube videos on ideas and techniques. Play some of your favourite...

Since talkshite changed to being 'Powered by Fans' last year they have become worse than ever. They've obviously encouraged their presenters to state their own club allegiances to stoke debate, and now most content these days seems to be two blokes arguing whether player x is better than player...

When I was stationed on the front lines of the Cold War in the 70s we used tax-free vodka to defrost our windscreens as it was cheaper than deicer spray.

Wimblydon will be turning in his grave.

If they find something suspicious during the colonoscopy they will tell you there and then. They might take a sample for a biopsy, or call in a specialist for a second opinion. Don't worry too much about the actual procedure, it's uncomfortable but bearable. You should be offered a valium shot...

I wonder if they are laying off the magic potions this season because of the WC? The latest FIFA drug testing regime might detect some of their witch doctor's supplements. If there's a miraculous improvement come January, then we'll know.

I bet there have been many failures with weapon systems taken out of long-term storage. I can't see their corrupt military and industry partners having a rigorous maintenance regime for these weapons when there's money to be skimmed from budgets. Essential components, such as electrolytic...

I met this dwarf called Peter the other day. He's a baker and he was telling me all about making flatbread. It was fascinating. I loved the pitta patter of tiny Pete.

Keegan in the Mail saying the Glazers have put a price on the rags of £3.75Bn which might attract Dubai sovereign wealth fund investors. How would the WhatsApp twats spin that, I wonder?

What bloody awful DSquared2 outfit will they force the lads to wear today?

Went for a job at a blacksmith the other day. He asked me if I'd ever shoed a horse. I said 'No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."

Pep always complained that England didn't allow B teams in the lower leagues. Now Manchester City are on the way to getting around that by making Southampton into City B. A City Academy finishing school - work experience with a guaranteed job back at home if you do well.

Colin Bell on a modern pitch, just imagine.