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    Joke thread

    Haha thank you..Im humbled by your praise...
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    Joke thread

    Everytime i make love to my wife i keep bursting out a song baby baby baby The wife said why do u keep singing I replied when I put the tip in I think I'm a famous pop star She said oh right which one? i replied JUST-IN BEAVER
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    Joke thread

    Haha...
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    Crystal Palace (H) - Sat 30 Oct 15:00 | Pre-Match Thread

    ffs its in just 1 old gal on the switchboards
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    Crystal Palace (H) - Sat 30 Oct 15:00 | Pre-Match Thread

    caller 60 its going to be tight..travelling from nottingham...
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    Crystal Palace (H) - Sat 30 Oct 15:00 | Pre-Match Thread

    damn saying sold out..
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    Crystal Palace (H) - Sat 30 Oct 15:00 | Pre-Match Thread

    might come up for this game can you buy tickets on the gate?
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    Joke thread

    Not sure if this has been on before....
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    Joke thread

    One i started then i was copied..bloody weirdo...
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    How did you come up with your BM name ?

    filth...
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    Joke thread

    my mother in law came to our front door this morning in the pouring rain ...i opened the door and said ..dont stand out there in the rain ....fuck off home .
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    Joke thread

    Mr whippy was found dead today with a flake up his arse, chocolate sprinkles on his penis and strawberry sauce on his bollocks. police think he topped himself...
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    Joke thread

    I went to Morrisons before and the cashier asked this foreign couple in front of me if they wanted help packing their bags.... I thought Fuck Me this is happening quicker than I expected
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    Attacks in Paris

    Should europe ban any kind of hate religeon and pull down mosques that breed these scum?.The hungarians have got it right for me..
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    Attacks in Paris

    Sadly its only a matter of time before it will happen here. I also believe Penn will be frances president in the next 10 years..
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    Attacks in Paris

    Should happen,but it want.too many liberal softies around europe these days..i say wipe the lot out.
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    Cycling - hints, tips and routes

    Make sure ya bike is set up right,i.e nads just touching top frame and when pedaling a slight bend in your knee area when youve reached ya full extension when pedaling and a good saddle(read reviews on saddles,i have a charge spoon and it cost me 17 quid and its the best in the business imho...
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    Joke thread

    The police came to my house last night holding a picture of my wife. They asked, "is this your wife sir?" Shocked I answered, "yes" They said "im afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus." I said, "I know but she takes it up the arse and she's great with the kids."
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    Diana..

    A bit of a tart,and deffo had more cocks than bernard mathews..so no big deal to me when she died...

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